Somehow this escaped my viewing for years. Finally did so yesterday and I nearly fell off my chair seeing the wooden acting, the melodramatic performances by Robert De Niro and Kevin Costner, goofy music, factual mistakes, the saccharine sweet moral undertones Kevin and his wife exude, the utterly fake action scenes and ..... I could go one forever.
It does not have the "slick" look to it common in all post 2000 movies but then again Hollywood has been making equally slick movies for decades. The Godfather was 15 years old when Untouchables was made and it's still so well made and the action scenes better even though there was less gore. Even the Errol Flynn movies of the 40s were more stylish. Casino used similar plot elements to make an intense movie.
In all it was a joke of a movie beginning with the cast and the circus-quattro of Connery, Costner and co. The plot was vapid - a comedic bridge ambush (complete with little guy firing gun and Connery trying to be menacing), arrest an accountant and wham, Al Capone's got a subpoena and its all over. There was no suspense, the dialogue was cliched and the number of improbabilities mind-boggling. Kostner just cannot pull off a role like this. Andy Garcia's character comes across as a grinning idiot. Definitely could have done with a better script at least - even if it deviated from reality. Good real life stories do not make good movies.
I agree in general, though I think Costner and Connery did pretty well with a weak script. Had the film been better written I think the quality of the actors would've come through more. I found Garcia to be likeable though he didn't have much to do. The King of Overacting has to go to DeNiro. Though I don't generally find him particularly watchable aside from Taxi Driver and Raging Bull.
The music was awful though as was the bridge ambush. The only fight scene which worked and was decent was at the train station. That scene was actually pretty good.
The film is just generally a mess though. A more dramatic film which was closer to the truth would've been much better. There were actually originally 50 untouchables which were narrowed down to 11 and ran from 1928-31. Plus there was one unofficial member was an ex-convict but a close friend of Ness's. This would've been better than what we got.
What was the Frank Nitti character all about? Didn't he take over the Capone empire? In this he is a cardboard henchman....
OP I disagree with you on every point especially about the Godfather. Are you kidding? It doesn't hold up for me at all. And James Caan should get the award for over acting.
In fact the only one who didn't cheese that movie up was Robert Duvall as Tom Hagan.
Comparing these two movies is stupid. But then again, that was the 70s so we have to make allowances.
You pretty much nailed it. This used to be a childhood favourite of mine, and now when I see this I can't get past the many weaknesses.
The acting is inconsistent. Costner can't emote anger here. When he tries like in the scene in the cabin after he's forced into shooting Capone's man, or when he confronts Capone in the hotel, it's very stiff and unconvincing. While De Niro is in a default pantomime gangster setting where he yells a lot and keeps repeating every second sentence. The characters in general feel rather cartoonish.
The plot is laden with cliche and sentiment in places that it's as if I'm watching a TV movie. There's not a lot of depth there from either the characters or plot to pull you in and keep you absorbed. It's just a series of formulaic action sequences and character interactions that lack suspense and believability, played out to a strange, unfitting score. Actually, I thought the baseball bat scene was done well but the parts done well were few and far between.
wooden acting, the melodramatic performances by Robert De Niro and Kevin Costner, goofy music, factual mistakes, the saccharine sweet moral undertones Kevin and his wife exude, the utterly fake action scenes
Maybe you should stay away from films that are intentionally stylized. I'd suggest avoiding any spaghetti westerns or intentionally fairy-tale-esque prohibition gangster flicks like Miller's Crossing or Once Upon a Time in America. Almost everything you described here was deliberate on the part of the filmmakers, and could be leveled at those other films as well. And you were expecting factual accuracy when this and the TV show were clearly fictionalization accounts of the subject?
These elements "call attention to the fictionality of the film, making it more a cinematic spectacle of the late 1980s than a realistic historical representation of 1930.... The film is derived from the popular television series that ran on ABC from 1969 to 1963. The film is in a very real sense about the television series, and thus about the late 1950s and early 1960s. It thus becomes a postmodern simulacrum, a copy of an original that was itself already a copy. Little wonder that the representation of 1930 seems unrealistic, given the double mediation at work."
Postmodern Hollywood, M Keith Brooked. Page 172
The Godfather was 15 years old when Untouchables was made and it's still so well made and the action scenes better even though there was less gore
The problem here is that you're comparing this film to The Godfather. These are two completely different style of films. It would be like watching a Fistful of Dollars and complaining that it wasn't like Unforgiven. They may have the same genre setting, but they are different in mode and style.
In all it was a joke of a movie beginning with the cast and the circus-quattro of Connery, Costner and co.
And here I was thinking they had real comradery.
The plot was vapid - a comedic bridge ambush (complete with little guy firing gun and Connery trying to be menacing), arrest an accountant and wham, Al Capone's got a subpoena and its all over.
Pretty sure there was more to the plot than your version of events, unless you watched the film while half asleep.
There was no suspense
Well personally, I feel that the Odessa Steps homage is the perfect scene in recreating a classic bit of suspense. And so was the ending.
the dialogue was cliched and the number of improbabilities mind-boggling
Again, I'd stay away from any Cagney films or pre-code era gangster flicks. Obviously anything done in deliberate homage to these traits in a slightly camp fashion is beyond your enjoyment. But I see you rated "Predators" a 9, so...
Good real life stories do not make good movies.
This incredulity of this statement is beyond reason. So I guess that rules out pretty much every film based on true events? Strange, considering earlier you were complaining about the lack of accuracy.
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I'm sorry that your only reply to my review was a personal attack and use of heavy jargon that is mostly meaningless in this context.
A few quick points,
Just about any bad film can be justified as a 'stylised depiction' just as any blot of paint can be called 'modern art'. That's a poor way to go about defending this movie.
There are plenty of "simulacrums" (to quote your jargon) [assuming indeed that this is one] that are well made, deliver a good story while retaining the "copy of a copy" feel you bring up. See 'The Good German' if you have time. Since you believe this is a stylised copy of a 1960s spaghetti western you should compare the Dollar Trilogy or MacKenna's Gold and see what a lousy job The Untouchables does (assuming, if like you say, it is trying to recreate that 60s moviemaking feel).
But I see you rated "Predators" a 9, so...
it when
Lol. I enjoy watching people try and troll me with ratings given for other films. But I'll humour you - my ratings are a reflection of how satisfied (or entertaining) I found a particular film to be, in its own context. I do not watch films in substitution of an education or to write newspaper columns with imagined demons. As long as a film is an entertainer I'm down for it. Good films entertain well and also deliver subtle messages (or not-so-subtle). Bad ones are a bore and unlike you I could not be bothered with trying to salvage a bad movie by coming up with fanciful analysis. Predators did not aspire to be anything more than a sci fi / fantasy / action flick and in that respect it succeeded well. Within it's fiction it clung to its rules, was consistent and over the years I've never grown tired of it. It might not have had the moral messages of Schindler's List but it did the job it set out to do. In comparison The Untouchables is a pretentious film that only pretentious folk seem to have fond memories about.
You don't seem to have anything to say about the bad acting and the bad story except to bring up 'postmodern simulacrum' again. That's disingenuous and suggests all spaghetti western movies of the 60s were equally wooden, had bad acting or suffered from the same shortcomings. Not in my opinion.
Good real life stories do not make good movies.
People sometime do not get this immediately so here's an explanation. There are plenty of real life events that occur to each of us and which are incredible, exciting, moral or remarkable in some way to those concerned. Nonetheless making movies out of them with a faithful story does not necessarily imply they will be interesting to others. Plenty of filmmakers think that any story that's a "true story" will guarantee a hit film and many moviegoers allow the "true story" tag to overwrite the shortcomings of the film. I don't. For that I'd rather watch a documentary film or National Geographic reenactment. That's the primary reason why the best 'true story' films depart significantly from real life.
All I can say is : You seem awed by the names in the movie (director, musician, actors) instead of the movie itself - a filmmaker's dream. I can now see why studios churn out such terrible movies hoping to make sales on the basis of names alone. That's not how I rate movies so we will have to agree to disagree.
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I'm sorry that your only reply to my review was a personal attack
It's not personal, it's strictly business :]
That's a poor way to go about defending this movie.
Is it really, when the entire film, from the set design, to the Cinematography and the acting clearly gives off the vibe of being a cross between an homage and a live action cartoon, being one step away from Dick Tracy. It is clearly more stylized and a fictionalization than a docudrama account of the bootlegging era. With its colourful visuals and stylistic gimmicks, it's a hard-boiled, pulp comic book movie come to life. It is operatic and grandiose as well, very loud and bloody. But that is typical De Palma when you watch his films.
retaining the "copy of a copy" feel you bring up. See 'The Good German'
The Good German isn't really a copy of a copy though. It's more of just a singular copy, updating film noir for the 21st century. Untouchables juggles various influences and comes out a mish mash of different ideas and styles. Which is, imo, what makes it unique.
Predators did not aspire to be anything more than a sci fi / fantasy / action flick and in that respect it succeeded well. Within it's fiction it clung to its rules, was consistent and over the years I've never grown tired of it. It might not have had the moral messages of Schindler's List but it did the job it set out to do. In comparison The Untouchables is a pretentious film that only pretentious folk seem to have fond memories about.
How is Untouchables any different? It set it to be a simple good vs evil story, and that is what it accomplished. Good triumphs: the end. Pretentiousness is the last thing on my mind when I watch this film. It's about as basic as an action/thriller as you can get. Even the screenplay is unusually pared down for Mamet. All the characters are laid out in black and white terms. The bad guys are stereotypically slimy gangsters, and the good guys are fuzzy and likable. It's about as straightforward and unpretentious as I could imagine a crime epic being. Is it a great movie? No, but it think it's at least a good one and is wel made in many respects, even if it's not to everyone's tastes.
As for Predators... You rewatch it, one notices the inconsistencies, and how it's a really lame direct to DVD remake dressed up as a sequel. God what a POS!!! I like to be entertained by bad movies too, but I give them the rating they deserve. Personal choice, but oh well.
You don't seem to have anything to say about the bad acting and the bad story except to bring up 'postmodern simulacrum' again. That's disingenuous and suggests all spaghetti western movies of the 60s were equally wooden, had bad acting or suffered from the same shortcomings. Not in my opinion.
I see what people say, particularly Roger Ebert, about the hammy acting on De Niro's part. But the more I watch it, the I understand it was clearly directed to be this way. The performance is larger than life, theatrical, and scenery chewing. It's both funny and entertaining to watch. Frankly, I wish all "bad acting" was this good. What exactly did you expect from what a basically amounts to a violent fairy tale? Laurence Olivier?
It's like watching any of Leone's westerns. You notice the stilted acting and clearly dubbed lines, and the fact that everything is fake for being clearly shot in Italy or Spain somehwere. But you don't let that bother you, because judging a film from a narrow frame of reference doesn't allow you to be taken along by the illusion.
That's the primary reason why the best 'true story' films depart significantly from real life.
Well so does this film depart from any sense of realism, apart from the violence. And I think this approach works well enough.
You seem enamored by the names behind the picture
Are you kidding? I am more enamored with Costner blowing away baddies one handed with his Winchester. It rocks my socks every time.
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