Best. Line. Ever.


This is great! It's like a Flinstones car wash!

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How about these?:
"WHAT A DREAM I WAS HAVING! LOUIE ARMSTRONG WAS TRYING TO KILL ME!
"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU HORSE"S ASS!
"She's not a woman. She's the terminator!"

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WHAT A DREAM I WAS HAVING! LOUIE ARMSTRONG WAS TRYING TO KILL ME!

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"OWEN! You're grounded!"

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Momma: You don't HAVE a cousin Paddy!
Owen: You lied to me!
(Wham!!)

Friggin' HILARIOUS!

Momma: Get outta my way, you black bastard!
Larry: What?



Homer: [after hitting a deer statue] D'oh!
Lisa: A deer!
Marge: A female deer!

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That "Cows!" absolutely had me on the floor. It's really not THAT funny, but Owen is so cute and innocent and DeVito was pitch perfect.

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I agree- that's a funny one :)

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Altho I love the entire film, I thought the one of the best lines was just before he mentions the Flintstones car wash when Larry says he's taking him to the police:

"You're right...I'm no good, I'm a sick, sick,...cows" (pointing at the billboard with cows on it)

It's funny to me because he even wears a childish sweater with cows on it.

That was a very ADD moment!

"Norma...please...paint something cool today." - Mrs. Bronson

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I love the line where momma says, "Now go bury him in the back yard before he stinks up the place!" I was laughing so hard at the very notion of doing that to a person who had fallen down your stairs!

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OK, so what's the speed of dark?

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Owen (typing out loud while in a pup tent on his mother's living room floor: "....and even though he was mortally wounded he got up, and pulled himself up, and staggered out into the dark night....like a milkman going out on his rounds."

Just one of hundreds of great lines in Throw Mama.

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"Take me, Casey."
"Who?"
"Taaake me, Casey."
"I'm taking you, I'm taking you."

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"My Aunt Jemima!"

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"Get out of my way you BLACK BASTARD!"

By far the best line!! I'm in tears thinking about it!!!

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My mom always likes this one.
(Paraphrasing)

"She's not a wumun she's da turmunada!!"






Im the Alpha and the Omoxus. The Omoxus and the Omega

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