The commentary ....

I got a bigger kick out of the commentary than the movie itself (and I thought the movie was great!)

First, you have a director who really should have done a little homework before spending the next hour and a half acting like he had no idea what the hell he was watching.

And then you have some horror-loving super-geek who just loved to show off how he has wasted his entire life watching every horror movie over and over and over, memorizing every line and every fact that he can find about each one as if he's going to be tested on it when he reaches the pearly gates...

Super-geek: This was obviously a reference to The Birds
Director: It was?

Super-geek: And this is obviously a reference to The Shining
Director: Didn't my movie come first?

Super-geek: Why were the deleted scenes all taken out?
Director: Deleted scenes? I sure don't remember any deleted scenes. We had way too low of a budget to delete any scenes.

Super-geek: *really excited* I can't believe that you had all of this explicit nudity!!!
Director: It lasted all of three seconds. Do you want me to leave the room for a minute so that you can freeze-frame it and take care of "business" to Jill Schoelen for the 5-millionth time?

Super-geek: How do you explain how he was able to keep taking his beard on and off at the beginning of the movie to keep fooling his first family while preparing for his next family?
Director: Good lord, would you please just GET A LIFE?!?!?