If you see an 18 wheeler coming, and you're on the wrong side of the road, just keep going, and wait till the very last second to try and stop.
Laugh, and the world thinks you're crazy.
Weep, and the world thinks you're bipolar.
If your driving an 18 wheeler and see a family station wagon barreling down your path, don't stop.
shareIf you're a psycho father of psycho sons, blame it on their mothers.
This movie is hilarious!
Oh yeah, if you see a monster truck coming at you, stand in the middle of the road shooting at it and wait for it to run you over.
culvert pipes are not good hiding places!
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A young guy can handcraft and build a full size working monster truck alone in a barn using only old parts from a junkyard
The local police and random citizens will not notice a fire-spewing 8 ton 17 foot tall loud huge monster truck rampaging around town both day and night killing people. Nor will they trace it back to where it's kept when not being used or who is driving it despite the tons of circumstantial evidence
When being chased by a monster truck intent on killing you, make sure to suddenly stop and turn your van sideways in the road to make it easier for it to run over you
Dont bother to open the door and get out of your stalled pickup if youre about to be squashed by a monster truck which you can see coming a mile away
As per usual the local police in small hick towns are blind, dumb, and oblivious to the obvious.
Hide the corpse of the man you just murdered by crushing his head under a tire in that same truck and everyone will be fooled into thinking he was the one killing his own family one by one
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