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Funniest Moments.

posted 6 years ago by Retromogul (1082)
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- Before the ED-209 demonstration:
"...Yeah I hear Jones can be pretty sharp"
"Who asked you twerp?"
"*Ahem* Bob..."

After the demonstration and Kenny being shot open:
"Will someone call a goddam parademic?!"
"Don't touch him...Don't touch him!"
"He didn't hear..."

Clarence:
"You probably don't think I'm a very nice guy..."

Bob Morton: "Emmmm! I fucking love this guy!"

After the service store hold up.
Robocop: "Thank you for co-operation. Good night".

Robocop aiming for the woman's dress during the attempted rape and the intial confusion on the part of the rapists: "He's gonna kill her! He's gonna kill her!".

Hostage situation: "How's about a 6000(?) SUX?". "Yeah alright! Sure!".

Robocop visting a school: "Stay out of trouble".

Bathroom confrontation: "I hear Jones was plenty pissed". "You talking about the same Dick Jones?". "Hey here's old. We're young and thats life. Heh heh heh". "I gotta go I got a meeting..."

Robocop apprehending Leon at the club and dragging him by the hair.

Bob Morton: "God! I love being with intelligent women...Smart is so sexy..."

Interview with the Unemployed Guy:
Ehh it's a free society. Except there ain't nothing' free so there's no gurantee you know? Haw...You're on your own. There's a lot of jungle whooaa..Ho. Ho...Heh...heh..."

Clarence blowing up his associate's car and the fighting over the gun: "Hey give it up greasy little maggot". "Get your own!".

[–] Retromogul (1082) 6 years ago

Bump ;)

[–] SpaceAce2001 (387) 6 years ago

Woa a new toy can I play?

[–] Retromogul (1082) 6 years ago

"State of the art bang, bang".

[–] SpaceAce2001 (387) 6 years ago

"I'd buy that for a dollar"

[–] MIchiganJFrogg (-35) 6 years ago

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[–] crc32 (2584) 6 years ago

After the ed209 shooting that resulted in the death of kenny all the corperate leader aka "the old man" can say is "Dick I'm very disapointed in you.... We were supposed to go public with Delta City in 6 months and This little set back will cost us 60 million in interest payments alone"..

[–] Retromogul (1082) 6 years ago

Yes that comical and callous disregard for human life in the interests of business. Just another day in the office or as Bob Morton puts it in the elevator: "Hey that's life in the big city".

[–] crc32 (2584) 6 years ago

Of course I also liked the "DICK YOUR FIRED" which erased directive 4 and robocops like "thank you" and shoots him through the window.

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

"Bitches, leave!"

"I don't want to fuck with you, Sal, but I got the connections. I got the sales organization. I got the muscle to shove enough of this factory so far up your stupid wop ass that you'll shit snow for a year"

"Oooh. Guns, guns, guns! C'mon, Sal! The Tigers are playing...tonight. I never miss a game"

"Now, I am... I am what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! I get my orders from a higher source"

"Pakistan is threatening my border!

That's it, buster! No more military aid."

"I remember when I was a young executive for this company. I used to call the old man funny names - Iron Butt, Boner... once I even called him... Airhead" ⬅️ From the TV edit

[–] Retromogul (1082) 6 years ago

Haha I forgot about the hilarious repeat offender line.
Asshole changed to airhead. Wow. Is that TV edit still shown from where you're from? In Australia, it was heavily edited for airing throughout the 80's and 90's. Nowdays the R rated theatrical version is shown uncut.

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

I saw it on ITV in the U.K years ago, The edit was hilarious. Wish I'd taped it off TV now. Yep that old drunk offender always gets a laugh from me too 👍

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Remember Coming to America saying “freak you”?

[–] Retromogul (1082) 6 years ago

Forgot one line: "Attempted murder?! It's not like he killed someone".

[–] crc32 (2584) 5 years ago

Can you fly bobby?