"I would engage as a participant in the transactionary interchange for that item for a single unit of American currency!"
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Clarence: "I would place a wager on the fact that you don't believe me to be the most genial of individuals."
Murphy: "My friend, I believe you are akin to primordial ooze."
Clarence: "I have somewhat of a dilemma. Law enforcement officials don't appear to have a high opinion of me, and as a consequence, I'm afraid I don't have a high opinion of them."
or...
Clarence: "I have no desire to have intercourse with you, Sal, but I have numerous networking alliances, I have a well oiled sales and distribution system, and I have sufficient manpower and backing to place this factory in a location where the sun does not shine."
Sal: "Mikey, please remove this individual's head with your sidearm."
Clarence: "Oooh, threats of physical injury! Come, my friend, let us find an amicable solution. The Tigers are scheduled to play tonight, and I'm rather partial to watching them. In fact, I've never missed one of their games."
Sal: "Oh, don't worry, Clarence! I was just joshing with you!"
*All smiles*
^ Epic.
Emil - "What literature is it that you have there? Are you part of an educational institute? I daresay you consider yourself someone of keen intellect"
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The Heroes Journey -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_WrYAKBJVI
Deceased or Functioning Biologically, you are going to be in my company while we go to my destination.
Female canines, depart!
^ nice! :-D
It all reminds me of the old Harry Enfield 'Terminator 3' sketch (long before T3 was actually made).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt64M9-TIlY
Think 'The Terminator' meets 'Downton Abbey'. Really funny!! Just a shame the clip doesn't show the end of the sketch. ;-)
Thanks! :-D
It is amusing to put robo-classic lines into somewhat 'Mr Colmondley Warner' type speech. ;-)
Leon - "Greetings, Emil! How did you enjoy your temporary incarceration?"
Emil - "It was satisfactory. They did permit me to keep this fine linen shirt. And nobody attempted anything untoward."
*Joe arrives*
Joe - "Oh my, first they permit me to leave the cell without a monetary charge, and then, much to my surprise, what do you think I find in the stables? A spanking new thoroughbred! With an authentication of breeding letter!"
Emil - "I say, Clarence, Joey has a horse from the same stock as yours!"
Joe - "What do you think, my friend? Oh, wait, what is that you're holding? A new blunderbuss? Would you mind ever so much if I fired a round or two?"
Clarence - "Turn your eyes to this, gentlemen."
Joe - "I say, hold on their a moment. Clarence, I say... Oh, damnation! That's not cricket!"
*Clarence promptly shoots Joe's horse with the blunderbuss*
Leon - "Lovely horse, Joe." (laughing)
Emil - "Jolly good! I must have a go!"
Clarence - "A Cobra Assault Blunderbuss. The finest workmanship and black powder."
*Emil fires at the stables, which end up in shards of wood*
Emil - "Most invigorating!"
Joe - "Come now, you happy scamp! Let a mature individual try that."
Emil - "On your way, sir! This is mine!"
*Clarence unrolls the map*
Clarence - "I say, chaps! Tally ho! I believe he's hiding out at the smithy. We should be going. Enough with all these shenanigans! Let's mount up!"