Worst Sex Scene Ever


Anyone else feel the same?

The sex scene between the cop and the blonde chick (I didn't even care enough to remember their names) was the worst sex scene in cinematic history.

A montage of shots of writhing bodies to children's drawings to the sex scene to welding, sex scene, welding, sex scene, welding.

Seriously.

Horrible.

"Now get the hell down in the cellar. You can be the boss down there, but I'm boss up here!"

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horribly aweseome

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agreed. i was laughing the whole time

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Holy crap. I was thinking the exact same thing about intertwining the welding and sex scenes. WTF was that about LOL

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hehe, it was like Flashdance had just turned up in the film, the welding in that was also shockingly bad, but at least the kept the sex seperate from it lol.

I love films like this

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Well, it was pretty short. So it didn't bother me. And the music wasn't...that bad. Was the guy shirtless? He was WICKED hot, so...


"Carol, one word of advice: send Cindy to a special school"

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lol I LOVE SCREAM!!!!!!!

and I love that scene in Return To Horror High because it's so cheesy, but I love it so much. One of my very fav scenes!!!

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The welding thing was pretty freakin' weird. LOL! Other than that it was okay. The guy was hot, so I didn't mind seeing him shirtless LOL! I loved that song "Man For Me" that was playing during that scene. I wish I could find that song somewhere either to buy or download, but thus far I've been unable to find it.

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Actually, I thought the sex scene was great. I agree that the intercutting of the wielding with it was strange but it was pretty tasteful and intriguing. And that song that played during it was nice. Especially for a horror movie where most sex scenes in slasher films are raunchy and wild. This is a breath of fresh air.

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The fact that at one point the guy appears to be playing an air guitar didn't clue you into the fact that it wasn't supposed to be taken seriously?

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I'm not entirely sure anyone in this post realizes that this was supposed to be a comedy including the sex scene.

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