Favorite Lines/Scenes

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"Oh H.I, you're young and you got your health, what do you want with a job?"

I commented earlier, but forgot another fave line that I use to this very day. When Gale & Evelle are eating Corn Flakes, Evelle says to Ed, "Some awful good cereal flakes Mizz McDunnuh."

PRICELESS!

The way he says the line is the way you'd tell someone you liked their pancakes or eggs or meatloaf...it's Kellogg's Corn Flakes!!! Ed didn't even make them. I love it! I guess it just adds to Evelle's stupidity.

I also LOVE the scene when the brothers are robbing the bank. "Everybody freeze...everybody down on the ground." "Well, which is is young fella? If'n I freeze, I can't very well drop, and if'n I drop, I'mma be in motion."

*beep* Where'd all the tellers go?" "They're all down on the floor like you commanded Gale." "How many times have I told you not to use my damn name?!? Can't you even begin to remember that?!?" "Not even your 'code name'?" "Oh yeah...my code name." "Y'all hear that...we're using code names."

:o)

You mean J.R. like on the TV show............HHAHAHAHAHHAHHA thats good!

Glen: Does the Pope wear a funny hat?
HI: Well yeah, Glen, I guess it is kinda funny.

He didn't get out of the COCKADOODIE CAR!

I love it when Glen and Dot bring over all their kids and they run amuck. Then, I find it totally hysterical when one of them writes "f a r t" on the wall with a crayon. And, later when Leonard Smalls comes to their trailer and just stares blankly at what was previously written on the wall. This scene always cracks me up!!!!!!!

Oh, also when Dot says something to one of her boys...something like: You take that diaper off your head and put it back on your sister!!!!" (Not sure of the exact line, but that was truly hysterical!!!) That entire scene with H.I., Ed, Dot and Glen is one of my very favorite moments! Toooooo hysterical! fp


"Save me, Sabrina fair. You're the only one who can."

The whole stealing Huggies scene and Cage being chased around by the Clerk, Cops & Dogs and running around a house, in the grocery store, etc. Then they get the Huggies at the end of after all of that. Brilliant

The introduction to Leonard Smalls. Throws a grenade at a bunny. Shoots a lizard

The fight with H.I. & Leonard Smalls is brilliant stuff too

Policeman: What did the pyjamas look like?
Nathan Arizona Sr.: I don't know, they were jammies! They had Yodas 'n' *beep* on 'em!

"You see I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite... gun powder... and gasoline!" - The Joker

Goodman's character pausing between mouthfuls of cereal to take a drag off his cigarette. Priceless.