mine are...
"im gonna be taking these diapers and...*UH* whatever cash u have" i never knew nicolas cage was funny
the scene where he pulls the pin is over the top (maybe a jab at 80s good guy bad guy flicks...) and when leonard notices it h.i. replies with *shrug* sorry LMAO i havent laughed that hard in a minute
One of my favorite lines is when the detectives ask Nathan Arizona what the baby was wearing at the time he was kidnapped, and Nathan replies "A dinner jacket. What do you think? His damn jammies!"
shareI have several favorites but I narrow it down a little bit. When Hi's in jail and he's narrating that there was always a sense of comradery among the men and right at that time he looks at the mean guy mopping the floor and he growls! Hi's cellmate is talking about what they had to eat when he was young and he says at one point they had to eat sand and Hi says "you had to eat what?"!
I absolutely love the whole Huggies stealing scene, especially when the clerk starts to shoot back!
Classic!
I love the following line in which Nathan Arizona responds to a reporter who has asked about the possible abduction of Nathan Jr. by aliens...
"Son, don't print that. His momma sees that, she's just gonna lose all hope."
I'm open! There's just nothing in there!
I liked when Dot said, "you take that diaper off your head and put it back on your sister"!
"You smell like pine needles, and have a face like sunshine"
"glen had no luck gettin' the cops to listen to his wild stories about me and ed. maybe he threw in one po-lack joke too many."
cut to police's badge: Sgt. Kowalski
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becoming became; undoing undone.
One of my favorite few seconds in the film is the scene where Hi is bending over to pick the Huggies up out of the street and a gun shot wizzes past making him stand up so fast that the legs of the panty hose shoot up in the air, looking for a brief moment like bunny ears.
I also love, "Son, you got a panty on your head."
I also love "8:45 in the PM".
Another fave is H.I. describing the doctor describing why they couldn't have kids. "He said that her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no perches".
I also like when Nathan Arizona is being interviewed and one of the reporters asks about the possibility of alien abduction. "Son, don't print that. If his mother reads that, she's just gonna lose all hope."
"I know where they go old timer, I just need to know if I need to use pins or fasteners." When Gale is asking how to put on diapers.
"Balloons! These blow up into funny shapes? Naw, just circular."
These are all great, but my favorite has got to be "Federal B.I." when Nathan Arizona is describing the extent of law enforcement looking for Nathan Jr. Still to this day, I refer to the FBI as the Federal B.I.
-J
lol love all of those. I didn't even notice that Nathan Arizona calls it the Federal B.I.; that's hilarious!
I can't believe i forgot this one, but
"Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny. But I don't have any friends." XD hysterical
Maybe it was Utah.share
...now y'all without sin....
and - "that sum bitch!"
I was trying to find out about where the name of the dance band "Utah Saints" came from and on their Fan site it says, "the name comes partly from the final lines spoken in one of their favourite films, Raising Arizona."
Does anyone know what that exact line is? Thanks
I believe that's actually "purchase", not "perches"... ; )
share"Not that motherscratcher! Bill Parker!"
"Yeah, Honey what if you get hit by a train?"
"Or get carried off by a twister?"
"Your lovin, Herbert"
RAY!! You take that diaper off your head, you put it back onto your sister!
Ed, I'm coming in here and proposin' as a free man. Howdy, Curt...
I don't know! They're jammies! They got Yodas and shìt on 'em...
...seven hundred ninety-one Mississippi....Aw bullshìt. Seven hundred ninety-ought Mississippi...
Man, I could keep going and going. There is so much good comedy in this movie.
"Gimme back that baby, you warthog from hell!!!"
share"I know you're partial to conveinient stores, but dammit HI, the sun don't rise and set on the corner grocery."
For some reason I laugh when the biker shoots the little lizard and grenades the little bunny.
Another funny thing is when HI is running through the supermarket trying to get the Huggies. He's got the cops and a pack of dogs on his tail, and just to add insult to injury, the store manager takes a shot at him. The injured look he gives as he turns to go back the other way is priceless to me.
When Ed is at breakfast with the two escapees:
"We're having some decent friends over."
(Ed sees HI robbing the store and comes up to the window)
Ed: You son of a bitch!
HI: And make it quick, I'm in dutch with the wife.
"The injured look he gives as he turns to go back the other way is priceless to me."
haha, I love that look too. Nic Cage was great in this.
"Do I see sheets of plastic in your future?"
When Dot said "or get carried off by a twister?", I started laughing uncontrollably and was the only one in the crowded theater laughing. My girlfriend actually got up and left because she was so embarassed.
shareHaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha i love you man same with my girl (she didn't leave just look at me sternly) i still try to use it i a sentence as often as possible to annoy her.
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Coz lifes too short to listen to Madlib
"Ed lost all interest in criminal justice, AND housekeeping."
Who got the "Strangelove" references in the gas station rest room graffiti, "OPE" and "POE"?