"Except for a nice MLT- mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich. When the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato is ripe."
The look on Indigo's face when Miracle Max said that. I just found that part hilarious.
No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Anyone want a peanut?
I personally always get a kick out of the Humperdinck leading scenes, especially:
"What if it's a trap, highness?"
"I always think that everything could be a trap. Which is why I'm still alive ;)"
The smug smile and perfectly coifed hair makes this line both ballsy and hilarious.
Ever since my grandchildren were babies, I would shoot them a particular line from this movie. You know how your mom always said things like, "Drive carefully," or "have a good time tonight?" Well, that was my mom's way of saying "I love you."
So, when my grandchildren leave after every visit (my oldest in only 9 years old), I kiss them good-bye and holler after them: "Have fun storming the castle!"
That means "I love you."
The new phone books are here!
The Jerk
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That's so funny! When I tuck my kids in at night, I give them the Dread Pirate Roberts line "Goodnight, good work. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."
I'm just kidding. I don't have any kids. I have to sneak into my neighbors house and say it to theirs.
~~~"Who do you think you're dealing with? Guess again."~~~
After a few years you bring them into your kitchen and reveal the truth; "I am not the Dread Neighbor pmac. My name is Jorgen."
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Kerbal Space Program:
Failure is not an option. It's a requirement!
Mandy Patinkin said later that he was trying so hard during that scene not to laugh that he actually sprained something in his gut.
I don't know if I could pick a favorite funniest line. There are just so many good ones.
Vizzini: Finish him. Finish him, your way.
Fezzik: Oh good, my way. Thank you Vizzini... what's my way?
Vizzini: Pick up one of those rocks, get behind a boulder, in a few minutes the man in black will come running around the bend, the minute his head is in view, hit it with the rock.
Fezzik: My way's not very sportsman-like.
The battle of wits with Vizzini. That whole scene is just brilliant.
shareMiracle Max: "Thank you for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it why don't you give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice on it!"
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