oh god no. In fact I was coming here with the intent of starting a thread to point out the degree to which this does NOT hold up. Granted I might've only ever seen this once when I was a kid (and I'm 38), because literally the only thing I've ever remembered from it over the years was the infamous "wolfman's got nards!" line, but I just took in a fresh, full viewing.
First of all, the entire first half of the movie is practically a snoozefest. I was just about an hour in and wasn't even sure I wanted to continue. The older, "cool" kid (though who blatantly dresses like a 50's greaser in the mid 80s), inexplicably wants to hang out with and join up with the loser, nerdy kids' club. ohhhhh kay... Then toss in why the Corey Haim-lookalike would be wanting to see a photo of his own sister topless lol
I don't know, it just seems like this was a big deal back at the time, to get all of these big name monsters in the same film for kids to battle, but ultimately it's pretty lazy and cheezy (even for the 80s) writing all around. All the more surprising that it partly comes from Shane Black.
When I read the news the other day that a remake on this was supposedly totally dead, and so many guys cried out in happiness because the movie was too sacred for such a thing, actually this might be the very best type of movie TO be remade. Not unlike the original Ocean's 11, a really interesting core concept, but boring, tired execution. But, since Universal is doing their rebuilding thing with Alex Kurtman anyway, it likely wouldn't be happening. This was quite the disappointment to revisit all these years later.
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