Hilarious Quotes


I won't take anyone else's in other threads so maybe they can add them in here.


"Go ahead, go play with your bike!"

"It could have been worse, you could of been Ricky Zuela?"

"You better keep your ass to the wall. I'm so messed up I might mistake you for Rosie."



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"It could have been worse, you could of been Ricky Zuela?"

lmao....that might be my fave...especially joe pantoliano's delivery...priceless.

"He must've thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?"

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my fav came from the extended directors cut.

Ritchie - " donna i think in about 9 months your dads head is going to explode. "

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"I almost have to rape her just to have sex"
"To her it's dirty"
"I'm flyin' this coup, catch yall' later"
"What do you think the whole *beep* world revolves around you!!!"
"You had me turned in, you had me locked up"
"I wanna see my daughter"
"To me you're always gonna be that little *beep* who followed me 'round in the sticks"
"Hey you're the *beep* with all the money why don't you buy it yourself"
"Common Rosie take a hit, put a little mota in our love life"
"I mean the pendejo was smokin' weed man milkweed!!!!"
"I went pendeja for the motorcycle and leather jacket but no more, I've finally had it!
"Hey Valenzuela, since when is your mama runnin' this band?"
"Orale, you did it Carnalito!!"
"Look Rosie, you're not my wife, stop being such a drag, what the *beep* eating you anyway?"
"What's there to say, it's not my first or my last"
"CHARLENA, don't you know I love you, oh, oh, oh, oh, wo, aahhhh!!!!"
"We haven't had a home since Steve died, stop being such a dreamer"
"Listen-you comin' in here like you own the whole God-Damned country!!"
"To Ritchie, I did this to me ok?"
"Hey look at this, it's Woody Wood-Pecker and Buzz Buzzard"
"That art contest, I won it, $500 in prizes, that's great Miho with the baby coming, IN ART LESSONS!!!!"
"That's for *beep* man!! Valenzuela was our dad's last name you can't just go and cut it in half!!?
"It smells like fish but it tastes' like chicken"
"What is all this? M-E-H-I-C-O"
"Hey man Ritchie Valens, with a name like that no one is even gonna suspect your Mexican"
"Oh Ritchie, you're the BEST!!!" (Saying it in front of Bob making him feel worthless, like a piece of *beep* LMFAO!!!)
"RITCHIE!!!!!!!!!!!"

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