Inappropriate things to say during love - Jaws 4 style.

"How about a fun bone sandwich!?"

"Oh *beep*

You overgrown goldfish!

When uncle (insert name here) was naughty, did you ever spank him?

I sometimes let interesting people sit in my lap and fly the plane.

We have to dig the ditch really deep.

Grandma? GRANDMA?

Hello you two.

I don't know why I fish here. I never catch anything.

I know it's coming...I KNOW it's coming.

Don't worry. The nightmares will go away.

Do me a favour will you, don't say anything about this to my mom.

Sorry man. I didn't mean to flap my lips.

I'm soaked. Thank you.

You look like you did when you were six.

This is the third time this month you forgot to take it out.

Are you sure you don't need glasses?

Keep it open, wide open.

My teddy bear is joining us.

I'm your mother, it's my job.

Half a day on the snails, half a day on the shark.

Can I go on the banana boat?

Hold on. What's that?

If I go any faster this thing will turn into a flying quesinart and we'll all be diced into oblivion.

Bloody hell. The breath on that thing!

You'd better get up here. The heartbeat's stopped.

and finally......RRROOOAAARRRRRR!!!!!!


Well that was fun. It also made the film much more enjoyable. I think I've pretty much exhausted the subject but I hope my sick twisted mind provides some laughs.

"Lets put our feet up and shoot the breeze"

"If every son danced with their mothers, the world would be a better place."



"I told the others, they didn't believe me. You're all doomed. You're all doomed."

Wrong Jaws movies I know, but I couldn't help it:



"Here's to swimming with bow-legged women."

"I got somethin' for ya. That's the thresher. You see that? Chief, thresher's tail. Scewp!"

"Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing."

"What are ya, some kind of half-ass astronaut?"

"Someone probably threw that in a river."

"That's why you're gonna sign this, and we're gonna pay that guy what he wants!"

"What exactly can you do with these things of yours?"

"Here lies the body of Mary Lee, who died at the age of a hundred and three; for fifteen years she kept her virginity: Not a bad record for this vicinity!"

"Smile you sonofa bitch."

"I'm familiar with the fact that you're going to ignore this particular problem, until it swims up and bites you on the ass."

"Get the scooper out of the bucket!"

"Mary-Ellen Moffit. She broke my heart."

"I got no spit."

"The height and weight of the victim can only be estimated from the partial remains. The torso has been severed in mid-thorax; there are no major organs remaining..."

"You see this? Now I can't extend that, do you know why? I ended an arm wrestling contest in an Oke bar in San Francisco. Get to the semi-final, celebrating my third wife's demise, big Chinese fella, he pulled me right over!"

"Alright you big bastard, I got something for you now!"

"All I hear is that damn kid and his damn radio going, 'breaker, breaker, breaker!'"

"She's got tits just like a sparrow's."

"Did your mom put all this together?"

"Sometimes the most beautiful girls are the loneliest."

"How much longer?.....I'm cold and bored."

"It's obvious that a big fish took a bite out of... this big fish."

"Negative, I'm still down."

"What are you, my mother?"

"Oh sh!t, drop it!"

"Grace Kinney is driving my boy to distraction."

"I'm getting black and blue marks all over my butt, and my mom's starting to get uptight about them!"

"...this is nothing: seaweed, mud, something in the lens...."

"OPEN WIDE! SAY AAH!"




"Anyway, we delivered the bomb."