Cast For Remake


Jack DeVries = Russel Crowe
Alien Creature in its true form = Oprah/Roseanne Barr?
Lloyd Gallagher = John Cusack
Tom Beck = Ed O'Neil
Brenda Lee Van Buren = Linsey Lohan
Ferrari Salesman = PeeWee Herman

Any other ideas?


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Senator Holt = Donald Trump

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Up until when she stopped living, I would have cast Chyna as Brenda. Similar features.

Also, I can see studio executives suggesting Ryan Gosling as Llloyd, and I can see Nic Cage as Tom Beck.

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Let me be clear, people of this board: I have nothing against Oprah or Roseanne as the creature.

Russel Crowe and Pee-wee are inspired casting as well. I would support that decision as long as it kept them both off the streets and far away from any hotel phones.

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I loved the original cast so much that I wouldn't want to imagine replacements but with your list it's gona be a comedy.

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