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Piece of crap

posted 9 years ago by qwerty-351
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I have more than 20000 films. Well known films, obscure films, restored films, films found only in personal collections, world cinema, hollywood films, french films, iranian films, hindi films, begali films, spanish films, italian films , german films.. all sorts of films .I have actually seen a few true snuff films. I study films, I analyse them, I dissect them, I understand them, I live them, i love them.

I can say with definite authority that Hellraiser is a bad film. The only other film that comes to mind which is as bad as this is Evil Dead. My mind was numb while watching this atrocious piece of crap. I pity all the fools who like this film. This film was not scary, it wasnt a drama and while it took itself too seriously, it bordered on a comedy while never actually make one chuckle or laugh. The blood looked like strawberry sauce, the demons looked like fat opera singers with bad dental hygeine. The CGI was pathetic. What the fruck was this crappy movie was about?

Thinking is the conversation of the soul with itself- Aristotle

[–] chamohlamb 8 years ago

You pity those who like the movie? What kind of a person does that make you?

[–] Horror_Metal 8 years ago

I have more than 20000 films. Well known films, obscure films, restored films, films found only in personal collections, world cinema, hollywood films, french films, iranian films, hindi films, begali films, spanish films, italian films , german films.. all sorts of films .I have actually seen a few true snuff films. I study films, I analyse them, I dissect them, I understand them, I live them, i love them.

Wow, you must really be an expert then. 

I can say with definite authority that Hellraiser is a bad film. The only other film that comes to mind which is as bad as this is Evil Dead. My mind was numb while watching this atrocious piece of crap. I pity all the fools who like this film. This film was not scary, it wasnt a drama and while it took itself too seriously, it bordered on a comedy while never actually make one chuckle or laugh. The blood looked like strawberry sauce, the demons looked like fat opera singers with bad dental hygeine. The CGI was pathetic. What the fruck was this crappy movie was about?

Nah, you just have really poor taste.

Horror_Metal

[–] quietinstrumentals 8 years ago

Resurrecting an old thread just to put in my two cents that (supposedly) having seen snuff films really isn't something to brag about. Goddamn.

He also seems like a pompous idiot in general, but that caught my eye.

[–] Kuato_and_George 8 years ago

I Want to take you seriously because I didn't love this movie either, but the way you speak makes it hard to. You ramble like a teenager who thinks he's intelligent, but makes these really bizarre and unfunny comparisons.

http://www.hesaidshesaidreviewsite.com/

[–] Taeivon 8 years ago

I liked it, but the expert with 20000 films has spoken, so I'll just have to live with the fact that my opinion is wrong.

[–] qwerty-351 8 years ago

Really a piece of *beep* this movie is .... right along with Evil Dead ... hard to imagine people actually defending this movie .. but then some people love caviar with red wine , some like home made meals and still some are happy to have a 10 cent stale hotdog in a gas station.

I guess each to their own

Thinking is the conversation of the soul with itself- Aristotle

[–] TheSolarSailor 8 years ago

Well, trolls like you who are desperate to try to start arguments on a page like this won't have much longer...14 days and you are lost in the dark with no place to attempt to push buttons! 

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[–] ErgonomicSpliff 8 years ago

So, we have this:

What the fruck was this crappy movie was about?

Followed immediately by this:

Thinking is the conversation of the soul with itself- Aristotle

Yeah. OP, you should have more conversations with yourself before posting about moviez on teh intrawebz. Maybe you should stick to "I can haz cheezburger," instead.

I have actually seen a few true snuff films.

Let me guess...Nicholas Cage was in it, am I right?

[–] ronk1969 (6) 8 years ago

You do realize you have said that you have seen a "true snuff film". That in of itself is a crime idiot