Hard Ticket To Liver Failure

These are the rules to the World renown Hard Ticket To Hawaii drinking game. *Be warned, this is for experienced drinkers only:

1. Drink for the duration that boobs are on screen (Start when they come on, stop when they're gone)
2. Drink every time someone says "Molokai"
3. Drink every time the word "Molokai" appears on screen (Only once per object per scene)
4. Drink every time the snake appears on screen (you have to shout it out or face penalty drinks)
5. Drink during every cheesy death scene (Hint: this is every death scene)
6. Every person playing gets one chance to make every player drink during an exceptionally cheesy 80's moment

Are these rules too tame for you? Do you have a liver made of steel? Then worry not, for these are the more advanced rules to supplement the Standard Edition of the Hard Ticket To Hawaii drinking game:

1. Drink every time Chang appears on screen
2. Drink for every shot that Shades is in
3. Drink whenever there is a sexual innuendo

If you adhere to all of these rules, expect to have 8+ drinks in the glorious hour and a half that is Hard Ticket To Hawaii.