WANTED!

Me and my gf Valerie Vomit are going out tonight and we need someone to watch our son Foul Phil anyone interested???????? Foul Phil will be nice if you are nice to him but if he's not then try calming him down or call us at 555-PUKE and call 555-PUKE if you want the job for tonight Foul Phil is very excited so please watch our son or I'll pick one myself GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! SO DON'T FIND MY BAD SIDE YOU ALL GOT THAT OK GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE WILL GIVE YOU GUYS 4 HOURS!!!! NOT ENOUGH WELL TOO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No gas masks aloud or anything that smells pretty ok and for your information I already talked to the gang to watch him but, they had plans that's why we need you!!!!!!!!!