Valerie Vomit is my gf
I love her so much yup thats my baby listening to her barf and speak is like music to my ears!
shareI like bathing in Valeries vomit...
shareSo do I isn"t my wife's vomit warm I made oatmeal out of it for breakfast want the recipe?
shareyes plase!!! And btw, do you guys ever have foul phil over for dinner? I think he could really add to the culinary delights.
shareAs a mattter of fact he is our son hes the best baby ever you wanna hold him and plz if u could this week me and my wife valerie are going on vacation so can u take care of our son Foul Phil is excited to have a lovable babysitter like you! The recipe is A whole pot of vomit a gas ball of my brother Windy Winston, A toe from Ali Gator he just ate, A wad of snots from my sister Messie Tessie, a pinch of urine from my cousin Nat Nerd too its delicious and mix and enjoy and for more flavor add a whole thing of Toe Jam then mix well and enjoy! I hope you like it too and enjoy!
shareBoy that sounds great! Say, do you think that you can get me a date with Messy Tessy ?
"Use the Force, Fluke!"
"Don't shake hands with Messy Tessy!"
shareShe's my sister I always shake hands with her and after words I lick the snots off and they taste great on pankakes even dog drool does here you shake hands with my sister she gives everyone the flu on her permaneat record it says anyway this is Greaser Greg wats up c u later watch the hair and my comb and keep it cool ok!
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Yes my sister would love to date you it's funny she never had a bf everyone else runs and screams on her permaneant record she gave everyone sick but shes my sister so I hope you to have a great time tonight at the Snoteroni Factory I made u guys a reservation I'll pay for your diner ok Have Fun Bye!
shareRock on! Hey, I'll treat her right... and no, I won't shake her hand!
"Use the Force, Fluke!"
Kewl she made a dress out of snots she is ready oh she's leaving out the door to our limo the person who's driving is Ali Gator/Toe Eater He tried to eat my toes um u might want to bring tape for his mouth ok c u and Have Fun! p.s. let me know if he tried munching off your toes ok?
shareWow, thanks for the limo, r-schustek-1... We had an awesome time... We went to dinner and she pigged out... and then vomited... then we went ice skating... and then she vomited... then we went bowling and, you know, she vomited.
Nat Nerd and Windy Winston showed up, it was a lot of fun... Thanx for the heads up on Ali Gator BTW... He did try to eat my toes, but I wore steel toed boots... You might want to get him to a dentist on the double!
"Use the Force, Fluke!"
Valerie Vmit is my wife I think u meant Messie Tessie my sister and yur welcme I see you had a great time how was my brother and cousin and yes I took Ali Gator to the dentist except he ate the dentist after eating his toes so he is tied up by me right now his mouth is taped shut too and please call me Jimmeh! Messie Tessie told me to ask you to marry her anyway see u bro!
shareValerie Vmit is my wife I think u meant Messie Tessie my sister and yur welcme I see you had a great time how was my brother and cousin and yes I took Ali Gator to the dentist except he ate the dentist after eating his toes so he is tied up by me right now his mouth is taped shut too and please call me Jimmeh! Messie Tessie told me to ask you to marry her anyway see u bro!
shareMarry!? Wow, that's great!... But I'm torn, for my heart also belongs to another... Tangerine... She makes such beautiful clothes! Oh, what to do???
"Use the Force, Fluke!"
No don't Tangerine used us to make her her cat walk close and tries to sell us to be executed for the State of Ugly oh dehorror all of our friends died their oh no help! they are taking us now help! help!
shareI'll be there soon....I'm bringing lot's of marbles to throw at the officers.
shareHelp we are in the Gas Chamber and we have at least the officers said that we have 72 hours to live and we should say our good byes plz hurry up our mouths well my mouth is glued and taped shut and we r tied up and all of our friends have been executed WAAAAA!!!! Please Help! Us!
sharedon't worry....WE CAN DO ANYTHING BY WORKING WITH EACHOTHERRRRRRR!
shareThanx hurry plz!!!!!!! we have 2 days to live help !!!!!!!!!1 the kids r cying badly i am tooo WAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
shareThe Garbage Pail Kids and Jimmeh have been executed!
shareNO! Why did I have to stop at taco bell on my way to the state home for the ugly?
The gang came back to life CHUNKRELOADED HELP we r very close we were dead but we came bak to life plzz last chancE!
shareI'm here and I brought the peanut brittle!!!! You're all saved!!!
sharethnx! Yay oh my love valerie we rt once together my love oh! Jimmy and the garbage pail kids throw chunkreloaded in the air yay!!! thanx chunkreloaded!
shareThnx ChunkReloaded we love you you may come to my house anytime!
shareThanks for saving us now for a celebration me and my wife and the gang decided to make our famous oatvomit how does that sound and a great vacation in the sewersd and for a celebration we will make u into a garbage pail kid!
shareYou mean....I can be a garbage pail kid??? YES!!! We can do anything by working with eachother!!!!!
shareYes tell us your name and we'll think of one for u my name is Jimmy and my name is Toe Jam Jim Jim Jimmy! and Messie Tessie wants to marry u!
shareAre u coming over to our house tonight?!
shareWhat is going on with this thread?!
On this thread (and others) I been witness to some of the most repugnant stuff imaginable...
im talking to chunkreloaded about Valerie Vomit my girlfriend wanna join the chat?
shareNo thank you. I haven't seen this movie yet. But thanks for asking! :)
shareAwww we want u to joindn but oh well we hope u enjoy the movie!
shareWould you mind watching Foul Phil our son while we are out please!
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