You know you're a child of the 80's if.....

1) even a picture of Freddy Krueger will still make you not sleep for a week

2) you still look forward to meeting ALF one day

3) you look at an old Garbage Pail Kids card and tear up ever so slightly and can't wait for the sequel

4) you wish every action figure was made like the little GI Joes

5) you think every movie should have a dark alley in it somewhere

6) you strongly feel a jacket ain't a jacket if it isn't denim and sparkly

7) you still wonder what happened to the other dad from "My Two Dads"

8) you still hate that damn dog from Duck Hunt

9) you think the best workout you ever had was by doing Disney Mousercise

10) you wonder how the Purple People Eater was an acceptable kids movie

11) all your old pics have really short shorts and really high socks (with stripes)

12) you know what "Boogedy Boogedy Boo" means

Walter Sobchak: "C'mon, you're being very un-dude."