Movies that make us think pt1.


When "Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie" hit American movie audiences in 1987, many did not realize the influential and meaningful themes found throughout the film. This film is a masterpiece. It is a holy grail to those who have lost faith in organized religion. The pacing of the film is frantic. The direction superb. It takes an art film like Garbage Pail Kids : The Movie, for the human race to connect deeply with their inner selves and strive to achieve limitless goals as they hurdle across the universe. We are merely cogs in the machine, but this film, has opened me to a world where midgets in sweaty doll suits fart and cry and make us feel love. This movie is like a hug between lovers on a summer evening. It is poignant, heartfelt and ultimately inpriring.
(Comming soon I, Guy Stewart, will delve in the mysterious underpinnings of a motion picture classic: "Smokey and the Bandit III")
"Don't pity the man, pity the foo."- Walt Whitman

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I agree wholeheartedly. To see these poor misbegotten children persevere despite all the travesties and misfortunes brought upon them during their lives is a ray of sunshine in an otherwise overcast world. I just wished more people were able to truly understand and appreciate this epic tale, I feel that if they did perhaps the world would be a better place.

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casio keyboard....FTW babaaaaaaaaaaay!

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bump before it goes extinct.

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Is that a rumor or did you just make that up? -Mom

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Theres several morales in this little 80s gem, sadly, the majority of the human race as it is doesnt lock on to them any more.

altogether now...

we can do anything by working with each other!

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In all of cinematic history- nay, all of human history- there are few works of art which truly stand the test of time and rise up to join the pantheon of the true masterworks. In Sumeria in 4000 BC, it was the epic of Gilgamesh. Then Homer immortalized the Iliad in ancient Greece. Nero built his Coliseum in Rome, a monument to man's greatness which still stands to this day. Even through the dark ages, man's desire to create persevered, flowering anew during the Renaissance, in works like the Sistine Chapel and the Pieta. Great masters like Rembrandt, El Greco, Goya, and, later on, masters of the Impressionist age like Monet, Van Gogh, and Cezanne continued along this tradition, creating art of such a sublime nature as to truly inspire the souls of man. Along with the 20th century, a new age of greatness in art was ushered in along with the advent of the motion picture; the Lumiere brothers invention unleashing on the world a new wave of talent such as hadn't been seen in centuries. And in the canon of great film works, a canon formidable indeed, where one may see Citizen Kane, The Rules of the Game, Breathless. etc., none stands out nor shines so brightly, and one: the Garbage Pail Kids Movie. While great philosophers have grappled for centuries with an adequate means of truly- really and deeply and truly- conveying the human condition in all of its glories and failures, Rod Amateau comes along and in one fell swoop puts these questions to rest for eternity. For after seeing this film, what more is there to be said? It's all here. Truly a masterwork for all time.

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I salute you and your words of wisdom!
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Best thread ever

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Let us not forget The Garbage Pail Kids Movie's enduring and totally not trite message that surface beauty doesn't dictate morality, and neither does surface ugliness. We must remember that even Jesus wasn't particularly good-looking; in Isaiah 53:2 it says of Him, "He hath no form nor comeliness; and when we see Him, there is no beauty that we should desire Him."

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go and see my girlfriend, the stripper who is obviously in love with me because she's so nice to me every time I go to the club. On the way there, I'll probably listen to the greatest musical artist of our time, Justin Bieber. When I get home, I'll catch Dane Cook on TV -- the comedian who is funnier than George Carlin and Richard Pryor combined.

The Falcon flies

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