Favorite quotes


I like pretty much everything the fat cook says. "Well of course it does." "And the little Italian Alfredo.... no no mama mia!" "Watch it go long this time Eddy."

A few Ernest lines of course, "Like in our culture. Paper, rock, scissors."

What did he say about Shay's Lounge?



"So there is now no condemnation awaiting those who belong to Christ Jesus" Romans 8:1

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"never do this to a family of badgers.....buhdee dee dee deee"

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"You simply take the knife through the rock and right through your hand...hehe, is that a rabbit over there."

"I did it, I took the Lindberg baby, I am Joseph Mengala!!"

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"The sun rides high on its path through the Heavens. Where is the red chaise lounge?"

Mr. Tipton: "Have you had any leadership experience?"
Ernest: "I had an ant farm once."
Mr. Tipton: "Close enough."

Great cinema.

A bit of trivia for you: Josef Mengele just happened to be Adolf Hitler's "Dr. Death," responsible for performing numerous "medical experiments" on adults and children (all were fatal, I believe) condemned to Auschwitz, and personally selecting and sending over 400,000 men, women and children to the "delousing showers."

Hey, I didn't say it was entertaining trivia, nor am I a sympathizer or a Nazi. It may also be noted that Josef Mengele had absolutely nothing to do with the Lindbergh kidnapping; the fact that the baby was born with a deformed foot fueled rumors of Mengele's involvement, as he often carried out his tests on twins or those that were "abnormal."

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That is interesting. I never really got any connection between the two names besides Limberg being a nazi sympathizer.

"So there is now no condemnation awaiting those who belong to Christ Jesus" Romans 8:1

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Ernest: You know what I think? I think we might just could beat them.
Boys: Allright.
Ernest: And run them off this land!
Boys: Yeah!
Ernest: Yeah, I think we might just get a little bit rowdy!
Boys: Allright!
Ernest: And it might be an ugly thing to watch!
Boys: Yeah!
Ernest: We got a plan?
Boys: Yeah!
Ernest: Me for you!
Boys: And you for me!

Nurse St. Cloud: Ernest, are you crazy? Those are grown men out there! You don't stand a chance!
Ernest: They ain't gonna get this camp.
Nurse St. Cloud: We can't win this fight without legal help.
Ernest: They ain't gonna get this camp.

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Mine is set when the turtles are parachuting into battle.

Turtle One: I'm scared Sarge.
SGT Turtle: We're all scared son.

That was BRILLIANT!!!







A dark hooded figure with fiery eyes moves forward from the back of the Mozahki Empires rank of soldiers. He stares at his former companions and the fire in his eyes grows stronger.

Ifriena recognizes the face and she almost falls over. Her voice fails her for a moment before she says, “Aerion…” Her voice thins and she begins to weep. “We thought you were dead.” Kyadus and Torsaine just stare in disbelief at this new foe and their breathing utterly stops.

Aerion throws the hood off of his head and he says, “I was.”

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I don't think Ernest was connecting Mengele and the Linbergh baby. I think he was just confessing to anything he could think so the nurse would stop "torturing" him. Ernest was just naming cases where there was no resolution or an unsatisfactory resolution.

Joseph Mengele was never caught and tried at Nuremberg. He escaped to Argentina and lived there for the rest of his life, sometimes under various disguises.

Bruno Hauptman was convicted and executed for kidnapping and murdering the Lindbergh baby, but there are a lot of people who think he was a scapegoat, and don't believe he really did it.

Had we heard the rest of what Ernest had to say, he probably would have said things like "I was on the grassy knoll! (reference to the Kennedy assassination)", "I buried Jimmy Hoffa!", things like that.

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My favorite line was when Ernest told the cook "No. I-I can't eat on an empty stomach." This used to be one of my favorites as a kid. I probably watched it a dozen times on VHS. Saw it again recently on DVD.

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What are you talking about? Jim Varney wasn't married at the time of his death. He had been divorced nine years, according to IMDB. If you're trying to be funny, your attempt failed. Maybe you're just a troll.

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Crutchfield (about Ozgood): "He once ate six pounds of modeling clay"
Chef: "Modeling clay...modeling clay...that's the secret ingredient of Eggs-A-Ronius!!"

Baywatch...The Movie...Christmas come early.

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