Paul Keresy vs. The Joker
In light of Freddy vs. Jason and Alien vs. Predator how about this vs. flick in which The chaotic psychopathic clown prince of crime of Gotham vs. The favorite nugget flushing vigilante.
Deathwish: The Joke of Death
The Plot: The murderous Joker is on the loose again now he is spreading a new drug epidemic call Joker Crack in which spread not only in the streets of Gotham City but American cities i.e. NYC (Paul Kersey's hometown). Things got worst when Joker gas attacks in Times Square in which kills by thousands this enraged Paul Kersey to point he's going to Gotham City to make the Joker pay dearly for his latest crimes. Two weeks later while in chaos of Gotham City in which it becomes ground zero of Joker Crack rival drug gangs and other scum fighting each other while Gotham P.D. DEA and FBI are powerless. But then out of no where Gotham criminals are being knock off in a very big way, is it a rival gang? No it's American's favorite vigilante Paul Kersey. At Gotham P.D. HQ, Commissioner Gordon and Batman discussing the situation when he shows a letter found pinned on a dead criminal " Joker I am coming for you", " Batman Gotham is facing a greatest crises at a all high time, Joker crack and now a unknown vigilante on a killing spree" then a NYPD detective show's up " I known who is this vigilante...it's Paul Kersey" " I heard rumors he's dead" batman "Well he's back". While at Joker's hideout, Joker watches the news report about another criminal being knocked off with a letter saying "Joker I am coming for you" then the 70 inch flat screen tv gets shot off to pieces by an piss off Joker " Who is this douche bag vigilante... if he wants me? Good we are going to hunt him down" Then an explosion, few seconds you'll see a man clad in black, it's Paul Kersey with a M-203 in had " Who the hell are you" Joker " Death you stinking Clown, first you mess with my home town with your crack then you gas it, now I am gunning for you!" Kersey "Bring on vigilante freak" Now it's all out war against Joker and his organization Paul won't stop until the Joker is dead.
Who shall win? Paul Kersey? or The Joker?
If you are Paul Kersey which nugget flushing weapons would you use on the Joker? Also make up a Paul Kersey one liner to use on the Joker?
Bonus: what would Batman do to Paul Kersey after Joker got wacked by Paul?