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100 Things I Learned From Bad Taste...

posted 17 years ago by dotdfan123
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1. People carrying axes are rarely friendly.

2. Having a bayonet hammered into your heel sucks!

3. Sledgehammers are laying around all over the place in New Zealand.

4. The custom of calling a man's male friend his "mate" is rather disconcerting.

5. When firing an Uzi you don't have to make "bang, bang" sounds.

6. Brains are spoon food.

7. When your skull is cracked and brains are falling out avoid tight hats.

8. Blood is slick stuff, mop it up before someone gets killed.

9. Vomit is delicious.

10. Pine cones are about the least threatening thing you can chuck at someone who has a chainsaw.

11. Kicking a decapitated torso in the balls accomplishes very little.

Lets try to get it to 100...

[–] declan-murphy 17 years ago

12. AIDS can save the world.

13. Alien invasion is a job for real men.

14. The headshot's the only true stopper.

15. 'Weekend cowboys' is as offensive as aliens can get.

16. Seagulls make for a great safety net.

17. you can send a house into orbit with no budget.

18. harry potter stole his scarf from derek.

19. character shaped holes arn't just in cartoons.

20. aliens have an uncannny resemblence to johnny hill.

21. sheep exlode

thats all i've got

[–] dead-drunk 17 years ago

22. Derek's don't run.

[–] perorewen 17 years ago

23. It wouldn't be bad if Auckland was assaulted by alians.
24. Alien vomit has not the same color as human vomit.
25. Humanoids are a delicassy.

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[–] Gurtinator 17 years ago

26. If your head is cracked open and your brains are spilling out, finding something to hold it shut will make it all better.
27. Brains are interchangeable. If you lose some, just grab a chunk of someone else's.
28. Aliens can't tell the difference between a firing gun and a guy making fake gun noises.
29. Always disengage the parking break.
30. If you hear a chainsaw in your house, don't stand under the chandelier.
31. Wear your human disguise, even if it's revolting.

"So it goes" -Slaughterhouse Five

[–] MSMStud 17 years ago

32. Floor brains may not smell good, but they'll do in a pinch.
33. New Zealand ain't got nukes.
34. It's never too late to be born again, although the ability to dive from a few meters up wielding a chainsaw factors in.
35. Peter Jackson is a #$%@ing dynamo!
36. The USA may have put their flag on the moon, but New Zealand makes sure it stays there.
37. No one pimps a ride like Derek.
38. When things get really bad world leaders have a quick-dial entry labeled "The Boys".
39. Chainsaws and rocket launchers are not long held in reserve.
40. The firearm user's accuracy is inversely proportional to ammunition expended (although this lesson is hardly exclusive to Bad Taste).

[–] jeffandsarah-1 17 years ago

41 When giving the finger to alien invaders make sure that:
The window is up
The car engine is on.
This scene is arch NZ humour and the funniest bit in the movie.

[–] DocSalvador 16 years ago

42. When fighting aliens, it's more important to look cool wearing only a wife-beater shirt instead of a bulletproof vest.

"I haven't been this excited since I punctured Caroline's aorta"

[–] clawjaws 16 years ago

43. You can fit an entire population of a small town into pile of cardboard boxes.

[–] igotoeleven 16 years ago

44. Never underestimate the old Seagull head butt maneuver

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[–] TheGoobCow 16 years ago

46) When leaving an alien infested house you've just blown half to sh*t, make sure to shut the doors on the way out.

[–] spankman 16 years ago

47. Ozzy doesn't smoke.

[–] spliefer 15 years ago

48. B.R.E.A.D. collectors are useless in gun battles.

49. The AK-47 is the weapon of choice for intergalactic fast food conglomerates.

50. If you get spotted, shoot the bastards.

51. Don't *beep* with Derek!

[–] fester245trioxin-1 15 years ago

52. When one of your actors has visibly poo'd his pants, keep filming anyway.

[–] BrainGremlin 15 years ago

53. If a part of your brain has fallen out, just grab the nearest piece of brain you find and push it in there!

"I'll die unless you kill me!" - Ethan Hunt

[–] bumbledown08 15 years ago

56. 1, 2, 3, 6!

57. There havin' you for lunch!

58. Don't ask why your soaking in herbs and spices.

59. Beware of alien cooks weilding mallets.

60. Don't make wolf noises atop a cliff when you are surrounded by aliens.

61. Don't waste a whole clip on a load of wood.

62. Try to find a bigger oven for the alins masks.

[–] Al_Truist80 15 years ago

Dotdfan123(OP) half of those "Things I learned" are from Badmovies.org!:

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/badtaste/index.html?start=48

[–] nolatecharges 13 years ago

#63

It's a good idea to wear tennis shoes, becasue you can always just outrun the pesky aliens. (I noticed the guys were still wearing tennis shoes after they were all comando kitted out )