If you were a Borg and could choose an implant(non-sexual)
What would you choose?
I'd want a shield modulator. I'd always be the 4th or 5th back in the group when attacking.🤗
BRING THEM TO HEAL!
I think most of the implants we see on the Borg are designed more for show than for functionality, but if I had to choose I might go with an ocular implant.
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." -- J. Robert Oppenheimer
Interesting, Drunk. Why?
RIP Gene Wilder. One of the funniest people of all time. RIP Matt Roberts. You were great.
Logic. Unlike most of the other Borg implants the ocular one has an obvious function-enhanced vision. I'd hate to choose an implant that looked cool only to find out it didn't really do much.
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." -- J. Robert Oppenheimer
If I have to choose I would go for the Swedish penis-enlarger(Hey,they are called Borg),that's not mine! lol
share"One book: 'How to use your Swedish Penis enlarger Pump' written by Austin Powers." or whatever. Hilarious.
RIP Gene Wilder. One of the funniest people of all time. RIP Matt Roberts. You were great.
"That's not mine"
shareI'm telling you Nex. The first two Austin Powers movies are two of the funniest movies of all time. You have to watch them every time they're on. Tremendously quotable, and sight gags a plenty.
RIP Gene Wilder. One of the funniest people of all time. RIP Matt Roberts. You were great.
I would want some type of laser weapon implanted into my finger or eye. So that I could incinerate people simply by pointing or looking at them.
Liberals are the stupidest people you will ever meet.
Borg do not choose.
shareWe know they don't et to choose🙄
But 'if' you were allowed to choose.......
Because you'd be in jail
We know they don't et to choose🙄
But 'if' you were allowed to choose.....
I'd like to have Seven of Nine's metal eyebrow over her left left regular eyebrow. I have absolutely no ideal why it's there, but it looks cool.
Laugh while you can, Monkey Boy!
To show she was part machine at one point, I'd imagine.
Movie Theater: Young Frankenstein 10/10. RIP Gene Wilder. One of the funniest people of all time.
I thought when I read the title of the thread we were discussing Beyonce's new single.
shareThat song is old.
Movie Theater: Young Frankenstein 10/10. RIP Gene Wilder. One of the funniest people of all time.
It's a sequel to that song ,it's basically the same song lyrics replaced by If you were a Borg. 😉
sharePowerful high speed blender that's a cinch to clean. One that can easily break up and crush rock ice. Get 'em drunk and then assimilate! Or something like that. 🍹💋
Luke Skywalker, your Mom was hawt! Darth Vader
No lie!
I would love to have a mixer rather than a blender.
I used to have one that crushed the ice. I used to make really delicious smoothies.
It was an old blender though, and it broke one day.😫
She deleted 33,000 e-mails AFTER congress' subpoena for them !
You could outfit yourself with a nice multi-functional cutting arm, hey. There'd be no limit to what you'd accomplish:
Make killer cocktails
figurine carving
Mix paint
Gardening
Give stylish haircuts
Taxidermy
Brutal but tactical fencing advantage
Make killer cocktails
figurine carving
Mix paint
Gardening
Give stylish haircuts
Taxidermy
Brutal but tactical fencing advantage
share cheers Eye.
shareDon't like booze. Sorry to be a downer.
Movie Theater: Young Frankenstein 10/10. RIP Gene Wilder. One of the funniest people of all time.
I was thinking killer as in murder type killing.
Like a cocktail of people 🏹🗡🔪⚔☠⚒😏
She deleted 33,000 e-mails AFTER congress' subpoena for them !
I’d have a beer tap / pump - Sliánte!
shareA beer bottle opener that rotates into a pizza cutter.
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