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What? No quotes???

posted 19 years ago by gpanda9
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This movie had one of my all time favorite vampire flick quotes in it, and there's no listing for quotes. What a gip.

Anyway, the best quote EVER... "Formica, go figure."

[–] LadyLovie 16 years ago

when duncan wants to go into the club&keith tries to tell him to come back to the car. duncan looks back at him & says" 6 coffees." lol!

I always crack up at keith & allisons elevator ride with the old guy with the toupee. I'm not sure who it is,but keith or the old guy is humming along with the music playing in the elevator.

[–] Jack_Krauser 15 years ago

"Builder of major erections,our construction engineer... Hard Hatted Hannah"

Plus,any line by Duncan is a classic!

Thought I was havin' trouble with my adding. It's all right now

[–] LadyLovie 15 years ago

a.j.-"duncan, you still working on those toilet seats?"
aj.-" come on. all this over 3 lousy teeth?"

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you are N0T the father!

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[–] hecantune 15 years ago

Excuse me if my quotes aren't exact, I'm working from memory:

Cult Leader/Frat Boy: Uhhh, the supreme sacrifice. Uh, will take place.

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AJ & Keith: D-d-d-d-dvv-dvv You think I'm cute! D-d-d-d-dvvdvvv A little bit shy! D-d-d-d-dvvdvv Uhhhh, doctor-doctor, give me the news I got a, bad caaase of loving you! D-d-d-d-dvvv

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Amaretto: I'll be your waitress for this evening, guys. What can I get you?

Duncan: I would like a slow, comfortable screw.

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Vic (re: an apparently dead customer): Anybody wanna claim this lush? I'm trying to run a respectable joint here.

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(Audience applauds after Katrina's dance)

Man #1: I love it!

Man #2: What was it?!

Man #3: Whatever it was, I love it!

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Asian girl (to Katrina): I was so sure you would like him. He fit the profile.

Vic: Hah!

Asian Girl: He was a gift.

Vic: Niiice gift!
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AJ: I'm a *beep*ing zombie now! You wanna know how bad it is? I love you Keith. But right now all I see is food...and I'm starving.

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Keith (offering his blood): Maybe you can take a little for now. You know, to get you through.

AJ: That's very sweet of you. Do I look like a mosquito? No.

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Vic: Going once! Going twice!

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AJ: You think I like this?! They're boring creeps! Ever tried talking to one of them! I mean look at'em! They don't call them "the walking dead" for nothing!

[–] TalesfromTheCryptfan 14 years ago

Great quotes man.

all they want are demented madmen running around in ski-masks hacking up young virgins.

[–] bonytooth 14 years ago

Have not seen this flick since i was about 15 maybe longer, my most memorable bit is (other than the formica classic) the vamp dude with long white hair standing in the street with his gang facing another gang

"Who's gang's this"?

(Little vamp girl from the other gang just flies at him making some crazy hissing screechy sound) Cracks me up everytime!!!

Absolute classic from the 80's

[–] maximilia 13 years ago

I just watched this movie with the boyfriend, and the best line was said by someone offscreen. When the lead is in the club, freaking out, "They're all vampires!" ... someone says in the crowd, "That doesn't make them bad people!" The other reply from the crowd was "Go eat sh** and bark at the moon!" ... which I don't know what that means, but both of those lines cracked me up.

[–] LadyLovie 11 years ago

I've never heard that. -eat *beep* & bark at the m,oon? really? rofl

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[–] hecantune 11 years ago

LOL I never caught that "Go eat sh**" line either.

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