It bothers me
This movie bothered me as a child and it still bothers me now. It's a constant botherer. Little oily troll kings turning humans into some large, pulsating middle aged fruit. No, not at all happy with this concept. Maybe only the Garbage Pail Kids Movie freaked me out more as a child. Clearly I have a sustained issue with midget folk.
I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered!