Things Sammi Curr wouldn't say
Post the funniest Sammi comments you can think of in here.
Eg "American Idol? I love that show!"
"I am your new friend...so suck it!" - Jordan (Scrubs)
Post the funniest Sammi comments you can think of in here.
Eg "American Idol? I love that show!"
"I am your new friend...so suck it!" - Jordan (Scrubs)
"And after Daughtery and I get back from touring Europe, I'm hoping to get into the studio with Timbaland to start work on my next album".........lol. maybe Thongs in the key of death. lol.
share"Play my tape for me tonight...and you could win this wonderful set of steak knives absolutely free! Yes...you heard me...absolutely FREE OF CHARGE!"
"I am your new friend...so suck it!" - Jordan (Scrubs)
"You should be loyal to your heroes.....otherwise we could all end up doing acting gigs on law & order spin-offs"
share"Eddie! We had a deal! You and me, man...on a road trip to Nova Scotia! Hey...there's an old couple in a Buick up ahead! Hang your butt out the window, dude! Hang your butt out the window!"
"I am your new friend...so suck it!" - Jordan (Scrubs)
"These things are good: Ice cream and cake, a ride on a Harley, seeing monkeys in the trees, rain on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face. These things are a drag: Dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket, and the sun shining on my face."
"That was Tweety you a$$holes".
Viking Lofgren in THE REAL Bad Boys (1983)
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"Hey, pass me that empty laundry bin!"
"I'm gonna go use the bathroom."
"Let's go for a swim! Oh wait, I can't, I'm the lames villain in history and water hurts me."
"I'm not gay."
"Instead of 'nailing' all of these guys, let's nail some chicks!"
"Sure, I can fix your toilet for you."
"Eddie, take off those ugly ass mullet hair extensions."
(Talking to a drummer) "You're out of the band!" (He would just vaporize him with a lightning bolt from his headstock)
"Annnnd...push, push, push , push, PUSH! C'mon, people...WORK IT! That flab isn't going to disappear on it's own!" - Sammi "Richard Simmons" Curr
"He made the girl next door bake him freaking COOKIES! That's how you know he's evil!"