As a Canadian, I'm blown away by the "liquor sales laws" in the States I've been in. Specifically...
1) In the few states I've been in, it seems you can buy booze ANYWHERE! 7-11, the gas station, the post office, Wal-Mart - like, wow! You might be able to buy rubbing alcohol at some of those kinds of stores in Canada, but anything else and you're talking about a LIQUOR STORE. A "building with it's own entrance completely removed from any other stores, and without any connection to any other store" (like, you MUST be made to leave the "other store", go outside, and enter the liquor store through it's own entrance from the outside)(BTW, the only reason I remember it like this is because Alberta is one of the few provinces where the GOVERNMENT doesn't own all liquor stores... but it used to, until we got a super-right wing premier that privatized liquor stores, made Casinos legal, made "live peep shows" legal, all kinds of "sin if you want to" regulations. Because of this, the big grocery stores like Safeway wanted to have an "American-style" ability to sell liquor. No dice.)
2) Your booze is so CHEAP! I realize that the main reason for this (and why some states have higher booze prices than others) is TAXES! Yeah, it's pretty much a knee jerk reaction in Canada - if the government needs money in a hurry, they raise "sin taxes" on booze and cigarettes.
3) Your booze (specifically, your beer) has such a LOW alcohol content! Unless you're drinking some import or some beer that's specifically using its "9.9% Alcohol by volume"-type thing as a sales tactic, you guys are drinking 2% beer! Beer doesn't TOUCH a Canadian shelf unless it's five (or more) percent! An example - they introduced Budwieser up here some 15-20 years ago. Now, Budweiser is one of the most well-known "brands" on Earth (the others are Marlboro and Coca-Cola), but nobody in Canada was buying it. Turns out that Budweiser manufactured for America was simply being imported to Canada - along with all its "watered-down goodness". So they started making Bud specifically for sale in Canada, complete with a massive marketing blitz of billboards, TV ads, magazine ads, etc., etc., with a simple, short slogan - "Budweiser - Now 5%!!".
And then it started selling!
"I am insane... and you are my insanity" - James Cole, 12 Monkeys
-ak
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