Nancy (or rather, Chloe Webb)
I'm not sure if this was Mr. Cox's intention, but the pig-faced human incarnate of nails + chalkboard that is Webb's performance in this is just... beyond unbearable; she's somehow more annoying than even the awful, useless 'Willie' character Kate Capshaw played in 'Temple of Doom'... the previous winner (or LOSER, as the case may be) of "Most Annoying Movie Character Ever" until I saw this Nancy MESS. I mean, she is TRULY something to behold.
"SIIIIII!!!IIIIID!!! WHAT ABOUT THE 'FAREWELL' DRUGS!!? SIIIIIIIID!!! *beep* YOU!!! SIIIIID!!!
I had to turn it off, people - and I really was loving Gary Oldman's amazingly physical, gonzo performance, too. They say that the truly hideous Courtney Love witch-hag went HARD in her attempts to get the role. She could NOT POSSIBLY have been as bad as Ms. Chloe Webb's nasal, grating wailing. and guys...? I f--king HATE Courtney damn Love, man.
Webb is likely a perfectly fine person in real life, unlike Courtney "blow all of my late genius husband's riches" Love, and yet I still wish she was cast in the role.
...THAT'S how much I hate the Nancy character in this film.
worse than Jar Jar Binks. Worse than the entire filmography of Chris Tucker. Carrot Top's a committed thespian by comparison.