a virgin will sit on your face for $7.00

OMG is your question for real? LOL

Two for $12 actually, but I think we can get 'em down.

yes, Nosaints, that is exactly right. It is the truest thing in the entire film, and you will enjoy this Absolutely True Fact[tm] even more: he meant seven COLONES, which is worth like 29 cents in the US. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT???
And furthermore, I have a bridge to sell you. It is lined with virgins, money and marijuana from end-to-end. Smoke, screw and spend it all in three days and it is yours for free. Just wire me $5000, fully refundable upon completion, and I'll send you the deed immediately.*

*author of this posting is not responsible... for anything. now send the money or your fingertips will be chewed off by wolverines.

'And why would James Woods want a virgin to sit on his face anyways?'

Awwwwww! Bless!
If only I could remember when I was that young and innocent!

"Everybody in the WORLD, is bent"

Not just in Salvador, and not just in the 80's. Sheeit you can get a woman for a few bucks just about anywhere south of the border, even today

God, some people are stupid...

Nowadays you have to pay someone to sit on their face. Virgins might be able to negotiate a cheaper price, but most people charge the same regardless.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

I'd bet good money your IQ is in the single digits .. some question .

"A man that wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough".