things i learned from Rad

1. You can still deliver papers from your bike.
2 girls can hook throw a paper 100 feet and land smack in front of you
3 this world would be alot better off without kids
4 pinching a girls butt will get somebody slapped
5 If Sgt Smith wants to play, then we'll play
6 just because you're dad is dead, his advice means nothing, especially pertaining your gut talking to you
7 you will croak in a garbage can if you don't shut up
8 Wesley will punch your lights out
9 people use elephant sprinklers
10 if Luke was eligible for Rad, there be no contest
11 letting your little sister forge your moms name leads to a life of crime
12 little sister brushes her teeth for 2 1/2 hours
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