Ack Ack's situation.....
I always found Ack Ack's character, name, and situation hilarious.
1. Anyone who names their kid "Ack-Ack" is a moron.
2. He seemed a LITTLE TOO OLD to worry about being thrown out of his parents' house.
3. His father I would never take seriously as a military man. He was too much of a dweeb.
4. Besides, if my father booted me out of the house because I wanted to choose my own path in life instead of following in his footsteps, I'd never talk to the bastard again. Lol.
"You asked me to find the son of a bitch, sir. I never thought the son of a bitch would be you."