Mark Metcalf
It's clear to me that Mark Metcalf's acting depth doesn't really go beyond "erudite elitist prick who likes to spit on those below him"...
...AND I DON'T CARE!
My God, when you combine this with "Animal House" and the appearance in the Twisted Sister video, is there any doubt that Mark Metcalf should be on the Mt. Rushmore of American actors right next to Bruce Campbell, Kurt Russell, and Gary Busey? For the love of God, the man fires a harpoon gun at an opposing boat in a freaking regatta!
"A PLEDGE PIN?!? ON YOUR UNIFORM?!?"
Brilliance!