I couldn't watch more than half an hour of the drivel

The protagonist was an annoying punk, and the science was so laughable that a child could see what was wrong with it. I left it when he could walk right into a restricted area with all the alarms going off. In reality, the little punk wouldn't have gotten through the gate.

And, of course, he could be walking around with a whole pocket stuffed with vegetation that had mutated because of exposure to radiation, but he wasn't worried. Radiation, you see, is a very bad thing when it's important to the script for it to be bad, but can be taken casually when it's important to the script to be taken casually.

This mess is probably really entertaining when you're young, but I'm surprised any adults could make their way through it.

When evil is viewed as good, righteousness is viewed as evil.