Favorite Lines



Dave Whiteman (after entering the house): What happened, did the dog bite the colored guy?

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Well not necessarily a favorite line but more like my favorite acting bit is from Matisse, when Dr. Von Zimmer tries to give it food and it throws the food from the bowl! I couldn't stop laughing! Love that dog!

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not white meat. white wife.

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he left u NAKED in a DITCH!

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"Jerry, did you just diddle Carmen?" 

Poorly Lived and Poorly Died, Poorly Buried and No One Cried

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"someone's pissing on my hydrangeas!"

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