Hank is the greatest character of our time. The depth of the character is driven by the powerful acting skills of Bobby Rhodes to make a stunning horror movie legend who will stick out in the minds of many for all time.
HANK FOREVER!!!!
-Lazarus, Rebel Leader of the Disciples of S.O.A.P
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Yeah, Hank gets the job done when everyone else is afraid and confused. "You're all muscle and no brain, boy!" (The immortal Hank)
shareHaha yeah hank/tony is a cinema legend,we really need a fansite for him.
*U look like your scared to break em,Watch,Like this..* Tony The Pimp
necro posting but yeah i was planning on setting up a bebo group dedicated to tony the pimp and hank the gym instructor....
U should dude,i for one would join,ive already got a bebo horror group with lots of demons footage,check it out at
http://www.bebo.com/HorrorMovies4Ever
Yeah, Tony the Pimp/Hank the Gym Instructor are the best characters of both films. If I ever made a horror film, I would have to include Hank as just some random character that takes charge when the sh@t hits the fan.
"You look like you scared of breakin' 'em!"
What should he be in his next movie? I guess I could just open up a phone book and randomly pick any name, and then go to the business section and pick his occupation. Tito the Gynecologist? How 'bout this for one of his lines:
"Quick baby, grab that speculum while I bar the door! Hurry! You look like you SCARED to touch it!"
or...
"This b@tch is ovulating! We gotta get her out of HERE!"
Yes... that sounds good, I'll have that. Only thing is, I hate seeing Hank/Tony die in both films. If Hank/Tony appeared in another film, would you carry on the tradition of having him die a horrible meaningless death, or would you allow him to live?
i would have his own spin off movies like tony the pimp meets the wolfman etc etc
Yeees.
My friend, don't be a jerk!
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KEEP PUMPIN', BABY. KEEP PUMPIN'.
There is no immortality but a tree's love.
Definitely agree!
I was hoping he could have pulled a John Wayne from the Alamo: have the demons swarm him and his last move would be shooting the gas tank of a nearby car, exploding it and them so he could go out in a blaze of glory.
Agreed. Bobby Rhodes kicked mad ass as Hank.
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!
OMG I would LOVE to see a show where Tony the Pimp fights werewolves, etc every week and when the situation calls for it, changes his identity into Hank the fitness instructor or a gynecologist. It'd be better than what's on TV now. Genius idea!
re: Activia. Jamie Lee Curtis survived Halloween,a Fog, Prom Night and Terror Train & now she can't poop!
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Hank was an awesome character who got a crappy send off - death by having his crotch ripped away from him off camera. Now if Hank had been an *beep* I could understand such a humiliating death, but Hank was most definitely not an *beep* and he deserved a better death than that.