I would have bought her a coke
. . . and I definitely would have learned how to sign. Jesus, she was hot.
When I was 15, there was a hot German girl on my paper route. She was living with a family one summer, and I learned a few sentences in German for her. I would definitely have learned a lot of signing for Marlee.
I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.