Favorite quotes?


(After being asked if he thinks a painting of a unicorn is beautiful) "Yeah. I like horses with candles shoved in their heads."

"412 years?"
"Oh. Sorry. I misplaced a decimal point. 4,120 years."
"4,000 and, 4,000?"

"I'm worried about Peter. He seems, kind of down."
"That's the natural result of leading an unexamined life."

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"WBOO, the Big Boo, is off the air."

"SLIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR! What have you done to my bed??!!"

"EGON!! YOU SAID YOU'D TRANSPLANT HIS BRAIN INTO A CHICKEN THE NEXT TIME HE MADE FUN OF ME!"

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"What do you call these things?"
"I call them only slightly less irritating than you!"

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