I saw the TV edited version last night and...
...when Anthony Michael Hall describes the girl he used to like, to all his new "friends" at the lounge club early in the film, "titties" is edited and "bosom" was used as the replacement word. I swear, it was the funniest fúcking thing ever. I knew the word would be changed, and I wondered what it would be, and when he said "bosom" (you know, with that weird change in audio edited movies always have), I just about lost it. If I were drinking something I would've sprayed it everywhere.
You got the wrong guy, mang. I don't come off no banana boat.