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Hilarious lines of dialogue.

posted 12 years ago by shrugs
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"I'M CHOCOLATE CHIP CHARLIE!!!!" lol

What if a squirrel wants a sausage?

[–] thereffman 12 years ago

"We've never lost a war"
"What about nam sir?"
"We lost that at home sonny"

So did we lose it or not, you say we've never lost, then you say it doesn't count because we lost it somewhere not to your liking. Honestly wish the fat actor who played the general had an on the set heart attack.

look at me, im hot http://www.salon.com/sept97/mothers/obese970922.gif - stephcha

[–] thereffman 11 years ago

""We've never lost a war"
"What about nam sir?"
"We lost that at home sonny"

So did we lose it or not, you say we've never lost, then you say it doesn't count because we lost it somewhere not to your liking. Honestly wish the fat actor who played the general had an on the set heart attack."

Sometimes I like looking back at a post i don't remember making and laughing before I realize it was mine.

look at me, im hot http://www.salon.com/sept97/mothers/obese970922.gif - stephcha

[–] HollinsHermione 12 years ago

"I kind of like the sight of blood, but that was disgusting!"

And my signature. :)

"Well, everybody has to eat shaving cream sometime."
Mo Rutherford

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[–] Roadwarrior85846 11 years ago

I like the "Where's the Beef?" lady commercial

"How's the food, sweetheart?"
"BLAH!"
"That's nice."
"WHERE'S THE STUFF?!?!"

"Hail to the King, Baby!"

[–] JessiRabb 11 years ago

I enjoyed that part too!

And the actor in that commercial as well, I can't remember his name but he's awfully familiar...

A lot of lines I enjoyed

[–] AdmiralTugBenson 11 years ago

Spears assembles his men: "Pay the drivers, issue a ten-percent tip, get a cash receipt, proceed to the main lobby, we will reassemble! HUP!"

Most Unintentionally Funny Line: "LOOK AT THAT THAT'S MEANT FOR US!!!"

"See you guys at the 10 year prison reunion" - Ben Richards

[–] SteveRes (514) 5 years ago

"Don't you know who I am? I am Chocolate-Chip Charlie! My hands are registered with the Medford, Georgia, police as lethal weapons, and I eat them guns for breakfast!"

"Don't you want to wash your hands or something? I just put a new towel in there!"