Favorite Lines


"Can't you see this horse loves me."
"I think there's just a couple of guys up there and this a$$hole's one of em."
"The dead one."

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Jeeze Paden, her old man ain't even cold yet!

We're saving lives here!

They took the boy. (head injury miraculously heals)

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Paden gets thrown in jail with Jake.
Paden says, "Hey, I don't belong in here!"
Jake slaps his knee and says, "That's what I told them!"

In the saloon, Jake is confronting some goon and Paden, now the sheriff steps in. Jake tells him, "All I did was kiss the girl."
Paden says, "That's what you said in Turley."

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"You're not Baxter, either?"

Paden: "I'm not Holly."


Paden: "It all worked out in the end. You see, the dog is the one that sprung me."

Paden: "I always figure you might as well approach life like everybody's your friend or nobody is; don't make much difference."

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"Mister, I don't want to kill you and you don't want to be dead." Mal - Silverado

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JOHN CLEESE.... "This parrot I purchased from you the other day is DEAD!!"
...ooops sorry wrong film!

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Paden wasn't sheriff then. He was Stella's new partner at the saloon; his predecessor was unceremoniously "discharged" by Cobb.
~~Bayowolf
There's a difference between being frank... and being dick.

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One of my favorites:

Shopkeeper: What's goin' on, sheriff?
Cobb: Hide and watch.


Prostitute: What the *beep* are you doing?
Johnny: I'm gonna kill a bunch of people.

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(deputy) "That them shooting"
(sheriff) "No it's coming from those rocks" {shooter intentionally scoring near misses}
(deputy) "Lets go he ain't hit nothing"
(sheriff)"You idiot he's hit everything he's aimed at"

Of all the things I have lost I miss my mind the most

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Mal: "I don't wanna kill you and you don't wanna be dead."


"Time to go to the fruit cellar, Mother."
-Norman Bates ~ Psycho II

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Emmett: Jake *FELL* off his horse?
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(As Slick tries to get the knife in his boot that isn't there) Mal: Lookin' for THIS?!?
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Hobart: What if you don't come back?
Emmett: Well, then you can keep my brother.

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Actual Hobart didn't say that line, Conrad (played by Rusty Meyers) did.

As Always, Rusty Meyers
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