"He's got his hand on her ass.......that should be my hand!!!!"
Man, that was funny!!!!!!!!!!
I thought that was funny too. I also liked when Steve was asking Debrorah if she needed a ride and Michael says "No thanks Steve, I'll walk"
shareI liked Toni's reply: "Yea Steve wear a rubber, right over your face."
share"GET HER PREGNANT,I'LL BLOW YOUR D**K OFF"
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Jesus! You're one gutsy virgin!
I especially like the shocked face he makes when he says that...sooo hilarious!
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Steve: I'm gonna kick your a$$!
Mike: "Steve, you can kick my a$$ later, I promise"
Steve: Hey beautiful, need a ride?
Mike: No thanks Steve, I'll just walk!
i agree with MiZPeSsImIsT about when Mike says "Jesus! You're one gutsy virgin!" his face is funny!!!!!!!
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this is not really a quote but i had to say it:
ok, does anyone find it funny when:
Mike cums home and sees his brother stealing his money and he says "You little S**T!" and then throws him out the window! does anyone find that funny? i do.
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"WHERE'S THAT CLUB SODA?!"
share"Do you have any brie?"
"The envelope sir"
"You've really outdone yourself on the affairs"
"No tacos"
"Steven, long time no see"
"You better drink it... all of it"
"Gimme a small, no no make it a medium, infact make it a large pizza"
"Kapa Omega Party. Tonight"
"I have to pay to fix MY van which 'Duran Duran' here thrashed"
How about:
"I don't want to tease you, but I think it's a little too soon. Would you hand me my bra?"
"They left us some beer guys!"
"Oh hi Steve." (funny voice from the car when Steve is opening all the doors on the makeout point)
"Doesn't anyone want to define fixed costs? George" (calling on the daydreaming George Ryan)
George: "Thuh?"
"What are ya curling there besides your hair, handjob?"
"115 and three sets of ten, sir."
"Mike, you're probably asking yourself why your younger, and much smaller brother is apparently borrowing money from you."
"Mi-chael"
"What?"
"It hurts."
"What do you want me to do?"
"Do it right."
"I thought I was."
"Gee, I wish it was my birthday."
LOU: "Take your hands off my daughter, fruit lips!"
Spoken like a real dad.
Roger to a guy in the frat party:
"One more crack out of you wisenheimer and I'm gonna butter your necktie" I'm surprised nobody else has mentioned it
I like it when the boys are discussing the letter to Michael.
Douglas: Okay, so somebody's in love with Michael and we don't know who it is.
Ricardo: Quite a grasp on the situation there, Douglas.
I don't know why, but the way Ricardo said that always made me smile. Go sarcasm!
"You've just won the *beep* of the year award" - Toni
God, I loved this movie. Toni is absolutely amazing!
I love the whole scene with Debbie's father talking to Steve
Get your hands off my daughter, fruit lips.
What's 2+2?
Get her pregnant, I'll blow your dick off
Love it!
"Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly...far far away from here" ~ Forrest Gump
Get your hands off my daughter, fruit lips.Agree ... I crack up everytime.
What's 2+2?
Get her pregnant, I'll blow your dick off
"One more crack out of you wisenheimer and I'm gonna butter your necktie" I'm surprised nobody else has mentioned it
That's because it doesn't make sense. That's not what he said. He said "I'm the butt of your necktie" Meaning he'll grab him by the throat and choke him.
Actually, he did say, “I’m gonna butter your necktie”. He was quoting from the 1950s movie Harvey, where the bartender was breaking up a fight. It was a common 50s phrase that meant to slap someone around. Basically you’d grab the tie with one hand and slap his face with the other.
shareto the mailman-"my mother is in there crying and i hope ur happy".<< i could see this line coming but it was soo funny.
This first lick I'd like to dedicate to your mother... *beep* her.O'Bannion, dazed and confused
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