i must step in


i feel i must defend this movie from other cruel viewers and reviewers. i first saw this movie when i was little and it brought me great joy because when your little you accept crappy story and dialogue and you have the incredible ability to completely suspend disbelief ( also why i liked the godzilla movies so much i guess) but i recently watched this movie again and it is nowhere near as bad as people say it is. in fact i thought it was much better than the conan movies ( i found them to be overlong and boring).

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THIS FILM WAS SO F*CKIN BAD I HAD TO WATCH IT TO LARF ABOUT IT WIV MY MATES AT SKOOL DA NXT DAY!! I can not believe that sum1 wood think, right we gotta cuple of million (if it even cost that, actually they were prob for arny's weights) lets make this movie and the script goes....NO!! I FELT SORRY FOR THE PEOPLE WHO MADE IT! WOT A BORIN JOB!

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Wow. That was spectalarly vacuous. Thank you, Mark, for vividly proving the point your half-witted blathering seemed to dissent.

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I too enjoyed Red Sonja as a decent Sword and Sorcery film, but in no way does it compare to Conan. I'm sorry, but you must be confused on that part =)

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OMG! I cannot believe u are comparin these films as if they are classic pieces of art.

I've made better skid marks in my underwear than this piece of lard.

The acting - awful
The script - awful
The directing - awful
The cinematography - awful.

All bloody awful!!!!

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