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Contains one of the funniest phrases, I've ever heard...

posted 19 years ago by Dan_Garten
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In a movie before. *beep* barber". I don't know why, but there's something hysterical to me, about that phrase. When I was younger, this was one of my favorite comedies. I saw it for the first time, all the way through, in years, the other day. It's still pretty funny. I love the sheer, all-out, wacky farce tone, throughout the movie. That seems to be missing in a lot of comedies, nowadays.

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[–] Ruzmatx 18 years ago

The line went something like....

The Maestro: Stop that man! Stop than man!

(runs into head of security and falls down coming out of elevator)

Reeves: Sir, that's not man it's a woman...

The Maestro: You imbecile, that's a f-gg-t barber and he has my diamond in his t-ts!"

Truly hilarious!!!!

[–] 2short-1 18 years ago

just watched this movie for the first time, after this scene I had to rewind the movie and watch it again. it's one of the funniest lines ever, especially cause he's so serious when he says it...
"moron, that's the f*ggot barber, he's got my diamond in his tits!!!"

[–] ectoplasmicspace 17 years ago

My favorite stupid lines...

When Johnny says to Rob:
"Take a look around, this is the promised land!" (and then it pans to 2 ugly skanks grinning)

When Johnny says to Rob:
"Forget about her... she's here to work... were here to play!"

When Johnny says to Rob:
"You think I'm gonna let some gorilla with a gun ruin my weekend?"

Rob & Shirley lines:

Shirley: "Can you feel your spirit growing?"
Rob: (looks down at his junk) and says "Yes, yes I can!"

When Johnny pretends to be a doctor on the phone in front of the old lady:
"No... I only have surgeries on Tuesday... today is Monday!"

When Johnny tries to pick up Dice's skanky woman:
Johnny: "Did you really mean you'd go with the first man you see?"
Skank: "Yes. Lets go back to my room!"
Johnny: "No lets go back to mine!"
Skank: "OK"
and then Johnny looks up to the sky and mouths "Thank you!" to god or something.

[–] speakinginmonotone 18 years ago

That's my favorite line as well. My favorite delivery of a line is probably how Curt (Andrew Dice Clay) says "Oh, yes!" when he sees the girl he's about to have sex with.

[–] RobBase086-1 16 years ago

Yeah that was hilarious to watch and see in the movie!

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[–] serval26 15 years ago

I personally liked when the Maestro said (after Cloris Leachman kicked his ass and he came back to her with a pistol),

"First you're going to give me that diamond and then I'm going to lock you in the bathroom and you can karate the *beep* out of yourself." LOL

It's not even so much the writing but Hector Elizondo's delivery that just kills me for some reason.

[–] balehead_number_one 13 years ago

It was not Cloris Leachman, it was Dody Goodman.