things I learned from watching MIA2

1) high ranking military officials always go on missions with their soldiers

2)it is always a good idea to jump from a moving helicopter

3) all military helicopters have tnt on them so when they crash they can explode spectacularly

4) ronald reagan gave the best performance of his life in this movie

5)chuck norris keeps his mouth shut cause his beard talks too much

6)mazzili's chicken agree's "size does matter"

7)yins boots stay clean and shiny in the vietnamese jungle

8)if you are a pow in vietnam they will torture you but also supply you with reading glasses



9) yin talks to braddocks wife regularly how else would he know what she's planning to do?

10)american dollars are the currency in communist vietnam (evidenced by the soldiers betting on the braddock nester fight)

11)chuck norris enjoys eating rat

12)the vietnamese usually forget to load their guns during executions

13) the prostitutes are all virgins

14) gunshot bullets to the head always have an exit way but no entry points as well as no recoil action from the neck when getting shot at point blank. it's just plain physics 101

15) yin likes to choke other peoples chickens

16)you lose is vietnamese please dont kick my a.s.s chuck norris