I remember there were alot of funny one liners in this movie, but the quotes page on IMDB is really short. So, anyone want to post some quotes, or perhaps know of a website with some quotes from the movie?
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Michelle Pfeifffers character: "When you die, you don't go to a Ramada Inn."
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Cronenberg: "Yep, we're having synchronization problems. We switched to BPSK...three weeks ago."
Clu Gulager: "I'd say I fall into the 'or what' category."
Jeff Goldblum: "This guy put a gun in my mouth."
Actually, I like this movie a lot and I've never really found myself quoting it. Nothing too memorable in the dialogue area. But the "Why can't I sleep-BLAM" scene is good.
#1-"Here's Cal Worthington and his dog SPOT!"
TV commercial loud volume always shocks me everytime I watch this film...
#2-"You're really very good , ED ,...if that is your name"
English secret agent (David Bowie)
#3- " O.K.- I'm on the commitee to re-elect the President..."
Ed tells the Shaheen Parvici, (Irene Papas)
"ELVIS,YOU DIDN'T KNOW HIM,..YOU *beep* HIM MAYBE, BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW HIM!!
shareNo truly memorable quotes, and ZERO that work outside of the context of the film.
I love this movie,but, face it: it’s not a treasure trove of transplantable quotations. Among other things, the film is not sufficiently well known. All the rest are just smart-ass-isms. A 1-liner has BOTH a set-up AND a punchline in 1 sentence. “Take my wife—Please!”
Examples of transplantable quotes: “I’ll be back.” “Game over, man! GAME OVER!” “Yippie-kai-yay, motherfucker!” “Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to SEE me?”
And, there is only ONE 1-liner in the quotes that I just offered, which is the final jape, from the great Mae West. All the