Miguel is such a punk B


Dude is forever whining and being such a drama queen. Yeah, it's the zombie apocalypse, but for real, man up.

He slaps Sarah when she's trying to help him and takes pleasure in mocking her (while he's acting like a cranky baby).

Straight up, he cannot handle the pole, that much is clear. Okay, so the second time wasn't really his fault, the collar ripped. But how did he react in that particular crisis? That's right, like a soppy diaper load. In other words, dude went to sh!t.

And then he unleashes the zombie horde on everyone. I mean, yeah, including Rhodes and Steel and that loathsome lot, but also on his girlfriend and all around good guys John and Billy.

Damn, someone needed to give Miguel a juice box and a blankie and told him to take a nap. Of course, he probably would have slapped them and then fussed himself to sleep.






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He was having a nervous breakdown, not acting like a baby. Probably because he was living the zombie apocalypse, not watching it on TV with a bucket of popcorn.

Never be complete.

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To be fair though they aren’t exactly struggling are they? Completely secure, well armed, plenty supplies, professionally trained and an escape route. We see them sun bathing and smoking dope at the start

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I'll admit, I didn't do a very close analysis on the possible ramifications of a zombie apocalypse on the human psyche before posting this. I was, ya know, just poking a little fun at a movie I absolutely adore.

However, after further consideration, I would probably start slapping the sh!t out of everyone within arms reach if I was in poor Miggy's situation, so I'll defer to you one this one.



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But I unwaveringly stand by my assessment of Miguel's pole handling ability.



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To have him as her boyfriend.

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He was almost as bad as Rhodes. Very whiny and annoying.

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He was a piece of shit, no doubt.

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