Fact of the day: Any film featuring big fat monster tits is great.

Hollywood really needs to catch on to this. I've done copious amounts research over the past few years, scouring films containing notable breasts, it's a topic that interests me greatly and I have conclusively found that every single film containing either;

1. One or several topless scenes.
2. A busty lady with very notable cleavage.

Is inherently superior than it would otherwise have been had those scenes not existed. By my calculations the films gain a hearty +1.7342 (approximately) IMDB points on a scale of 1-10.

Clue is a notable case. Any time Colleen Camp is on the screen the film is certified dynamite. Heart rates increase, blinking and looking away from the screen are significantly reduced. Would this film have became a video hit and beloved classic without her ridiculously bountiful bosoms? By my calculations that is in serious doubt.

Word on the WWW is that many a youngster rented this film because it has great big boobs in it. I am currently verifying this information, current research points to this being a truth. When I collect enough testimonies I'll be able to form a stronger theory on the impact of breasts (size, quantity, frequency and state of undress) on the rental earnings of films.

One has to ask. When young you rent a film because it has great big honking breasts in it. You enjoy it. You have a nostalgia for it in later years. Others had a similar experience. The opinion is now formed. The film is a great classic for many a youngster enjoyed it deeply in their youth. It all comes back to the great big bazookas. That's the common denominator.

I'll be publishing the paper soon for peer review.

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