My favourite line


"why has the car stopped?"

(a raging thunderstorm crashes all around)

"it's frightened"

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Mine is "Just like the mounties we always get our man."
"MS. PEACOCK IS A MAN?!"
*Slap* *Slap*

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Mine is Wadsworth: "I know because I was there."

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Love Mrs. Peacock was a man??????????????

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Colonel Mustard: How many husbands have you had?
Mrs. White: Mine or other women's?

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Wadsworth: Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.
Professor Plum: Yes, but now I work for the United Nations.
Wadsworth: So your work has not changed.

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Let us in; let us in!

Let us out; let us out!

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"To make the long story short..."

"Too late."

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Whenever I hear someone say, "To make a long story short" I instinctively respond "Too late." Of course not everyone gets the reference, which makes it even funnier to me.


Pants up, don't loot.

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"Good shot, Green! Very good." Very funny last words.

"You want me to roll 6,000 of these!? What? Should I quit my job!?" George Costanza, Seinfeld

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Yes, I killed her.

I hated her...SO much that, flames, flames, on the side of my face...heaving breath--

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It's something that Yvette hears while listening to the conversation and Wadsworth tells everybody the conversation is being recorded.

Mr. Green yells:

"Point of Order! Tape recordings are not admissible evidence."

A murderer may be on the loose, but Mr. Green will still use decorum when debating.

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Mr. Green: "I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife!"

Wadsworth: "Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur."
Professor Plum: "Yes, but now I work for the United Nations."
Wadsworth: "So your work has not changed."

Wadsworth: "He decided to put his information to good use and try to make a little money out of it. Waht could be more American than that?"

But there are more quotes I love, like when Col. Mustard talks about the photographs of him and Yvette or when he wants the gang to split up and search the house. And of course, the aforementioned Mrs. White also has some classics. I could go on for a while...

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It's something that Yvette hears while listening to the conversation and Wadsworth tells everybody the conversation is being recorded.

Mr. Green yells:

"Point of Order! Tape recordings are not admissible evidence."

A murderer may be on the loose, but Mr. Green will still use decorum when debating.


Point of order. Mr. Green says this line before any murders happen. Or any attempted murders.

Put your signature in italics or something so I don't mistake it as part of your post.

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Here are mine:

Mr Green: So you could be the murderer?
Wadsworth: Don't be ridiculous. If I was the murderer why would I reveal to you how I did it?
Mr. Green: ...

Mrs. White: Yes I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her... SO much the fl-flames..flames.. flames on the side of my face... heaving...

Wadsworth: ...And monkey's brains though popular in Cantonese cuisine are not often to be found in Washington, DC.
Mr. Green: Is that what we ate? ~gag~

Mr. Green: I DIDN'T DO IT!...Can... somebody help me please?

Wadsworth: I know because I was there...


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Wadsworth: ...and Colonel, you drive a very expensive car for someone who lives on a colonel's pay.
Col. Mustard: I don't. I came into money during the war when I lost my Mommy and Daddy.

Mrs. Peacock: Uh well, ah, if you don't mind...is there a little girl's room?
Yvette: Oui, oui, madame.
Mrs. Peacock: No, I just want to powder my nose.

And the whole "no meaning yes" argument between Mustard and Wadsworth.


Put your signature in italics or something so I don't mistake it as part of your post.

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I like the "J. Edgar Hoover on everyone's telephone" line the best, followed by all the jokes on UN's expense.

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