China to Rev: "I never forget a face..especially if I sat on it."
Rev to China: "You seem to be the head of your class, or should I say 'the class of your head.'"
China to Rev: "He makes up for diction what he lacks in dick."
"We're all out of Pan Am coffee but there's still plenty of TWA tea."
"Are you that desperate or that horny?"
"Married."
"Oh that desperate and that horny."
Here you go, OP.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1516696
"Talent is a vampire. Talent is a whore. Talent is American, always wanting more..."
The Reverend Peter Shane: Snatch can't fool me, lord.
China Blue: This is the fantasy business, reverend. You can have any truth you want....
China Blue:I'm healthy as a horse. I'm fit as a fiddle and ready for cock.
China Blue: I'm Cinderella, Cleopatra, Goldie Hawn, Eva Braun, I'm little miss muffett, I'm pocahontas, I'm whoever you want me to be reverend!
The Reverend Peter Shane: Save thy servant that trusteth in me. Save him from this big mouthed cooze with a motor-driven ass who, forgive me lord, I speak not in vain but this little bitch provokes me so!
Reverend: Need I remind you, Jezebel that curiosity killed the cat.
China Blue: Not until it got out of the bag.
Reverend: God forgive me.... A tit pacifier, a milk of human kindness, remedial even in simulation.
A foam-rubber pretty kitty. Already housebroken and you can teach it a wide variety of new tricks. It comes with a battery pack in here somewhere.
An autosuck, modern technology at its most compassionate and it swallows. This one's a little on the blink. Are you hungry? How about a beat-me/eat-me licorice whip? The taste that leaves its mark forever.
"I was dreaming when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray..."
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What are you doing to do with this, *beep* someone to death?" (holding up pointed metal vibrator)
"Only the right woman"
Something like that...
You stole "big mouth cooze..." from me, ha! I'll whip that out at random times just get a response from people at parties. Guess I'd go with:
"I'm a messenger of God, you little c ocksucker!!!"
"Remember, scumbag, I'm here your benefit!!! Go that?!!"
"You're not a reverend. Who are you?"
"I'm you.
Kill me, you worthless cu nt!
Insert pretentious signature here
I love when Shane is attacking China and Bobby rushes in and Shane knocks him cold with his little step stool. Then, casually stepping over Bobby and walking away, Shane says, "One of your regulars, my dear? Rather eager tonight, isn't he?"
Shane: Lesson for today. I've written you a poem, would you like to hear it? Behold! This wicked woman! She falls, she mends. She crawls, she bends. She sucks it and *beep* it, and picks it up and licks it. You can whip her. Beat her. Maul her. Mistreat her. Anything you want as long as you don't touch her! To show her affection, she turns to stone! You haven't had your fifty dollars worth, yet!
Hey! I go on and on about quotes from this movie in this review. I do the same with whore! I even single out the "even when I sat on it" line. If you like this movie and the dialog, I am pretty sure you'll love this review! Hope you check it out!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khbxqJ4pmdo
share-Didn't your mother teach you to wash your hands after you went to the bathroom?
-Nope, she taught me not to piss on my fingers.